Aldous Bonxley

Doctor and meme appreciator.
Crypto Against Cancer - Bonk Cancer!

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Jesus Christ died for you. He loves you. That is all.

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@NashvilleTea @mitchellvii I would tell you to shut the fuck up, but the Californians ruining the state won't give me a free second

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US v. Miller (1939) upheld the NFA because the short barreled shotgun he "illegally" possessed was unusual for militia use. To quote:
"The Court cannot take judicial notice that a shotgun having a barrel of less than 18 inches in length has today any reasonable relation to the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia, and therefore cannot say that the Second Amendment guarantees to the citizen the right to keep and bear such a weapon."

An AR-15 is functionally near identical to an M16 with few minor parts exchanged. Stop saying they're different; they are not. The problem isn't that an AR is able to take all but maybe 3 parts in the M16 (the auto sear, spring, and pin), but rather that we keep arguing that its a different weapon as if that would save it from their banhammer, when in reality they have no right to touch it at all and those 3 parts are in fact protected as well; we simply don't defend them. Stop using their defeatist language. Stop kowtowing.

The AR-15 is a weapon of war. That's why I own mine. That's why every American should as well.

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US v. Miller (1939) upheld the NFA because the short barreled shotgun he "illegally" possessed was unusual for militia use. To quote:
"The Court cannot take judicial notice that a shotgun having a barrel of less than 18 inches in length has today any reasonable relation to the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia, and therefore cannot say that the Second Amendment guarantees to the citizen the right to keep and bear such a weapon."

An AR-15 is functionally near identical to an M16 with few minor parts exchanged. Stop saying they're different; they are not. The problem isn't that an AR is able to take all but maybe 3 parts in the M16 (the auto sear, spring, and pin), but rather that we keep arguing that its a different weapon as if that would save it from their banhammer, when in reality they have no right to touch it at all and those 3 parts are in fact protected as well; we simply don't defend them. Stop using their defeatist language. Stop kowtowing.

The AR-15 is a weapon of war. That's why I own mine. That's why every American should as well.

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@MAC_Arms @Mike_McD5511 Yes, and weapons of war are deliberately covered by the 2nd Amendment. AR15s are absolutely weapons of war and that's exactly why the government can't constitutionally touch them.

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@IbimsViolet Gundam showing how shitty war is + Justice = Perfect

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@hoshizorarock @deus_lemmus I spent 2 weeks in Japan last month and everyone was polite and helpful. Definitely no rudeness ever because of my nationality. The only bad/rude experience I had was at a 7-11 and that clerk was definitely not Japanese.

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@tuuu28283 Drink more energy drinks. Kampai!

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@TheBrancaShow @drterrysimpson as a doc myself, well said.

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Japan bros, why does this exist? 300 yen for an ID photo of a stranger?

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@Garrel_Channel Cool I’ll be there in 8 hours

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Japan twitter please, I’m on the way literally right now

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I'm heading to Japan for the first time in 10 days, so I'm loving this coincidentally timed cultural exchange on X. I'm bringing some very American gifts too. Any recommendations for the best okonomiyaki in Osaka?

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@hoshizorarock @Stu66s_Chan Which one?

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I'm heading to Japan for the first time in 10 days, so I'm loving this coincidentally timed cultural exchange on X. I'm bringing some very American gifts too. Any recommendations for the best okonomiyaki in Osaka?

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@allie__voss the collective noun for pit bull owners is a mauling

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@B2cqFa9CDuuokVD Watching you work is very satisfying! I had to sell my lathe years ago because I had to keep moving for work. Have you ever made a Geneva mechanism?

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@halo2forthexbox "Is this Accord/Camry/Altima/etc a sedan? NO! THIS is a sedan."
Even if you don't accept the broad definition, the fact that she clearly doesn't want to acknowledge colloquial usage of the word is astounding.

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@pasmal0220 Beautiful! Reminds me of Bartonella henselae retinitis

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Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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USA has your back, Japan!