The Book of Metro

Chapters and verses from The Book of Metro Trains, Melbourne, Australia.

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

Be charitable and help your fellow commuter in need, especially those in need of priority seating. #MetroTrains 70:4

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

Bring those who force their way onto a train before others have alighted and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience
of forgiveness. #MetroTrains 70:3

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

Thou shalt charitably convince the young and not so young to give up their seat to those who are not in a fitting condition to stand. #MetroTrains 70:2

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

There are those who did suggest that the broken down V/Line train should be broken up instead, to allow the Lord Metro's glorious carriages to pass unimpeded. #MetroTrains 70:1

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

@NiceBot69 'Tis merely the current chapter in the Book. All numbers are treated equally, especially those that might appear on a Timetable.

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

And there will also be 42 happy passages! https://t.co/l75qxbHkXw #MetroTrains 69:6

[Metro Tunnel @metrotunnelvic]

Did you know❓the Metro Tunnel will have 26 cross passages along the 9km tunnel alignment. These are an important safety feature that allow people to move from one tunnel to the other in the event of an emergency.

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

The Lord Metro's trains run joyfully and punctually 24 hours a week, 7 weeks a year, 365 days a century. #MetroTrains 69:5

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

Thou shalt not read the linked tweet out of context. https://t.co/UkeJILO0Cq #MetroTrains 69:4

[Metro Trains @metrotrains]

⚠️Passengers please consider the use of alternative transport, more alternative transport option
available at https://t.co/NUBM4OMjRl

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

Lo and behold! The #Upfield line had become a light blue mark on the otherwise green expanse of the Line Information list, to the delight of lerts who would commute thereon. #MetroTrains 69:3

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Blessed are the #myki makers. #MetroTrains 69:2

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The #Upfield line did appear as a small yellow stain on the pristine green Line Information display, much to the dismay of those who regularly commuted upon that line. #MetroTrains 69:1

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

A vast and, to some, unfamiliar sea of green did spread out across the line information display, bringing deep joy to both commuters and gunzels alike. #MetroTrains 68:6

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

Cleanliness is next to godliness (but only if you bring your own spray). #MetroTrains 68:5

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

An open mind is like a Station with its #myki gates unbarred and no Authorised Officer in sight. #MetroTrains 68:4

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

Freeloaders rush in where Authorised Officers fear to tread. #MetroTrains 68:3

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

All you who suggest that trams are debris shall move to the front of the class. https://t.co/iHcKSE45Hv #MetroTrains 68:2

[Yarra Trams @yarratrams]

Due to debris on track on High Street
- Route 86 trams towards Bundoora RMIT divert via Route 11 along St. Georges Road between Stop 10 Parliament Station and Stop 42 Dundas Street.

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

And the #Alamein line was henceforth known as a branch line. https://t.co/KgN4dWIrVt #MetroTrains 68:1

[Metro Trains @metrotrains]

⛔ Alamein line: Buses replace trains Riversdale - Alamein due to a tree branch on overhead near Ashburton.

> Buses have begun operation, with more en route.
> Consider alternative transport options.

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

Without the burden of comparison, all forms of public transport are equal. Except for the obvious fact that trains are better. #MetroTrains 67:6

[The Book of Metro @BookOfMetro]

An unprotected soul can no more cross the track when the pedestrian gates are closed than a freeloader can bear the gaze of the Authorised Officers. #MetroTrains 67:5

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Every human life is a spark in the darkness. Unless station lighting is out again. And then we are all just shadows in the underpass. #MetroTrains 67:4