Boring Jabari Parker

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3 dark loads & a white load all washed, dried, ironed & put away in 3 hours and 17 minutes. Not a personal best but it's certainly up there.

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#NBAVOTE Jabari Parker

pls retweet to vote him into the all-star game

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Scored a career high 36 points today. Feels nice. I think adding an extra hour to my sleep is really paying off.

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The key to success is having your toaster set to 3.5 and not 3.

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Definitely going to celebrate tonight. I'm thinking about inviting the guys over to play Monopoly and have some fruit cake.

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Steph Curry seemed upset so I said to him "24 & 1 isn't so bad, now is it" he shook his head and said not now Jabari. I said not now what?

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After the game today Blake Griffin asked me what was wrong. I said I was sad we lost. He said Oh, OK. Then we departed separate ways.

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I stared in the mirror for ten minutes wondering why my shirt said sckub on it. MCW told me mirrors flip words. I can't believe I forgot.

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When I think of Greg Monroe, I think of James Monroe. Both key figures in U.S history. Well at least James, u know, until Greg & I four peat

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First, let me hop out the beautiful Toyota Camry.

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When we landed in LA for summer league we all had to put our watches back 2 hrs because of the time difference. I was the first to remember.

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I know Jay Z dropped the hyphen from his name but I'll always spell it Jay-Z. If he has a problem with this he can e-mail me and I'll stop.

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Last year today I unplugged my USB without pressing the eject button first. Where does time go?

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As I walked from my locker to the court I predicted my right foot would be the 1st to touch the floor. I was correct.What a time to be alive

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#FearTheDeer

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I said to MCW That pass wasnt very good. He said Sorry I thought someone was still there. I said You should look before you pass. He said OK

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I just wanted to remind everyone the Chicago Bulls haven't won the series yet. To advance, you have to win 4 games, not 3.

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Giannis said, Congratulations, Jabari. I said Thanks. Then Khris Middleton said Congratulations, Jabari. I also said Thanks.

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Much like Tyus Jones, I texted coach K after the loss to Mercer as well. Only I said "I'm declaring for the draft."

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I stayed up past my 10:30pm bed time. It was so worth it!!

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Words can't express how happy I am right now!!