fergie's wife

$ArielBornstein

[A @cryptdesires]

im going through things you can't even find on reddit

[Maira @maira4yo]

This happens to me all the time

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Find a school bus in the morning and just get on it.

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

I feel like Trader Joe’s on a Saturday at noon is equivalent to getting deployed to Vietnam in the 60s

[garshmo @garshmo]

TMZ saying you mad at me

[Softboy @softboywin]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Still acting weird) hey sorry for acting so weird earlier

[jake @wormpuller]

Don't send me a voice note if you sound fat

[AnGy ☆ @nishozoldyck]

just made some shit up in my head, I’m so mad rn

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Been getting really into drinking alcohol lately

[helkum @he1kumwya]

10 sets of mom said no to buying a toy

[fergie's wife @BornsteinAriel]

this exactly how it was talking to my ex that was homeschooled

[monchhichi @realupdawg]

Can’t tell if this is a bit

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your secret is safe with me i don’t know what the hell you’re even talking about

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Malcolm in the Middle East

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

Strawberry shortcake if you can hear me pls help me

[trap dad @dude_gang]

counting cards at the tarot reading

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Ik he got so hyper on set