Delikado

Synopsis: A fictional Cuban character about nothing.

[Delikado @BossDelikado]

Hurricane Idalia? More like Hurricane Ideli...a, right?

Right?

RIGHT!

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@HenrikKanensson @DustyDouglas I SAID DON'T @ ME CRISTOPHA! YOU WENT TO HELL FOR YOUR UNCLE TONY, THAT MEANS YOU DEAD AND CAN'T CONTRADICT!!!

That said, the ranking DOES require one minor tweak:

DeliKane>>>OMEGA>Collective.

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Time to come out of quarantine!

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I found my house key. Who knew it was brute force and the friends we made along the way...to use as battering rams for said brute force?

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@JasonCashe Yeah, only due to the beer virus, I had to move to online educating of said masses. Do you know how difficult that is to do when people have access to so much porn they can watch instead of learning?! I'll tell ya, Cashe, Delikado can NOT teach due to all the porn he's watching.

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@JasonCashe Then there's the Delikado way.

https://t.co/zX4R7RPoCP

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@JasonCashe @QueenCoralRose Sorry, Cashe, but air doesn't grow on trees. That's just science.

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@Danielson_Goat If you do it in the game, it already happened in real life!

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@QueenCoralRose Well that's not very productive!

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I'll pay someone to TP my house.

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I used to say I was working to make that paper. Never thought it'd end up being for that toilet paper.

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So my default "trending" list comes from Korea. I can't read it, except for a little bit of text saying "K-Pop trending". Obviously Corona is done and K-Pop is back to being king of the news...as it should be.

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*watches TV*

Good, good...The brand deal is going to plan.

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#OOC I need a job and the WWE is looking for writers in my area. Time to push my never-was, all-the-things-addicted, unfunny Cuban character into the 4th dimension. I should probably go in with an idea on the wrestler to portray my vision.

I'm thinking Tajiri could do it.

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@Danielson_Goat ...Bury your girlfriend UNDER the house, and put a puppy on top of the roof? It's been Delikado's experience chicks love dogs more than basically anything. That and ice cream. Make the puppy out of ice cream and put it on the roof, goddamn you!

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@hardknoxannie As strange as it sounds, I tried the mix, then a Reese's, and couldn't tell the difference. Maybe it was the pear, maybe it was the peanut butter, either way...I might be gunning for Willy Wonka before too long.

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That said, #OOC wise life has gotten better (albeit this is my worst year on record) to the point that, while I'm not ready to come back, I have begun to formulate...ideas!

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What's Delikado been doing with his life lately? Well, today I found out if you blend a pear with some peanut butter, it tastes suspiciously like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Good thing Christmas is coming, cuz stockings now have their stuffers.