The Count

Strategist. Risk taker.

[The Count @BossNyend]

Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Beast Heart @LoveEdgarLane]

@BattleRapBum They’re screaming, throwing dishes, cursing each other’s names
I’m sitting on the counter, just a witness to their games
He grabs me by my screen, I think he’s checking for a text
But he opens up his jaw, and I can’t process what is next

[bum @BattleRapBum]

he eat her phone, that’s a data byte

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

Try being a grown man with no money and see how the world treats you.

Cant blame men at all.

[The Count @BossNyend]

Ban all Twitter accounts with anime profile pics

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

📅 On this day, 131 years ago, Mr. Santiago Bernabeu was born. 🤍

He was player, captain and president at Real Madrid. During his presidency, they won 1 Intercontinental Cup, 6 European Cups, 16 League titles and 6 Spanish Cups. 🇪🇸

In 1955, the stadium was renamed after him. 🏟️

[M A N N Y ° B A L L E N T I N O @justcallmebwana]

I really thought she meant something else even she said pink collar jobs 😭 I'm running with it in the GC tho it's brilliant

[The Count @BossNyend]

Eliminate your competition. If I'm mining gold at a location I'll discourage you from trying to mine there so that I get the gold alone

[Natasha @natashamutiti]

Them: “Don’t date/marry Lusaka men”

*them getting married to Lusaka men every weekend*🤦‍♀️

[The Count @BossNyend]

Im going to become a politician, I'm tired of working. Let me also enjoy free money

[The Count @BossNyend]

When the world forgets you Jesus remembers you. The holy spirit will guide you to reveal your true self to you and your true self will dig you out of however deep hole you put yourself in

[The Count @BossNyend]

Wish I was one of the producers please

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘OBSESSION’ is now eyeing a $300–330M worldwide finish.

That would be more than 400x its reported $750K production budget – one of the biggest box office multipliers in film history.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

If you insist.

[The Count @BossNyend]

Fuck the major corporations

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

OBSESSION crossed the $200M mark at the global box office today on a $750K budget.

• The biggest sub-million-budget film this century, outgrossing PARANORMAL ACTIVITY ($194M);

• The highest-grossing sub-million-budget film in 27 years, since THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999).

[Yande ♎️ @Yande____]

Airtel money you’ll make us wash plates please.

[BIGFISH ELECTRONICS 🐳🇿🇲 🇿🇦 @jonathanlupand0]

Rush hour

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Someone who’s cruel to others and kind to you will eventually turn on you.

You can count on that.

[DJ 🤴🏾 @mindofgoatdj]

I miss old twitter. Everything gets turned into a think piece now like stfu

[Abe Lopez, Author @AbeLopezAuthor]

Lot’s wife because no man tells a strong independent woman what to do.

[The Count @BossNyend]

Yes it is! Accurate valuation!

[UtdITK @UtdITK]

🚨 BREAKING!

Manchester United believe a £70–80m transfer package for Sandro Tonali is sufficient.

[The Count @BossNyend]

Hmmmm if they are willing to work hard and consistently improve then they should continue, if it's just an activity then they should keep it offline. But nothing wrong with this. Kids tryna discover themselves. Not gonna be the bitter old neighbor

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Lil Wayne’s son Lil Novi and Ye’s daughter North West just dropped their new collab “MULA THA ROOT OF ALL EVIL”