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[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

Whenever I start feeling raindrops i say calmly to myself “it’s right above me isn’t it” on the off chance I’m about to be eaten by a grotesque monstrosity

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

Smokey as hell here as well in Ukrainian village — unnatural smell, ppl walking look confused

What’s goin on my air filters are goin crazy rn

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

is “Giantesse” supposed to be a Lady Giant, or a humongous cowgirl ? If it’s the latter, Tennesseans has more to offer than originally thought 🧐

New Yorkers: tf is “body swap”

New Mexico: die

Nebraska: y’all so dry😭embarrassed

Oklahoma: a whole state of jaggoff illiterates

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Pornhub reveals the most popular searches from each state for 2023 👀

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

i just asked my gf if she knows what bbw is and she said bath & body works

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

@representapp thank you sorry i forgot to reply — I’ve been waiting for an opportunity like this for 7 years please give me another adjective to use instead of “huge”

[SLUG @generalslug]

my sibling made a big mouth billy bass AI assistant

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

ya know what, there are no mistakes #godsplan 😌 ☝🏼

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

made a hugee lil mistake

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

@sam_ciddy I’m livin for these out of context

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

i really want to go back to Vegas. I don’t drink or gamble I just wanna walk around with a ten gallon hat

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

Stop Iran from Chairing U​.​N. Human Rights Council Social Forum - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/hnq3Ihu2h3 via @Change

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

naming my son Nebuchadnezzar fyi

[Darwin School @DarwinESchool]

Dia del Niño Parade in Pilsen! Our families showed up strong, our modern band rocked out, and El Tigre had a blast! 🐯

Check out the great times at Saturday's parade and give us a share or like to show support to our school! https://t.co/FADT961FID

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

@Dennis_Rodkin I’ll take it if no one else wants it 👋

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

what you didn’t see is the 6 grams of Molly crystals headband man shoved in that guy’s rectal crevice to SAVE HIS LIFE #AngelsAmongUs

[CHICAGOCREATURES @CHICAGOCREATUR1]

????

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

can’t sleep. Can’t stop thinking about katana swords

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

BREAKING:
horny nerds reanimate Pickle Rick

[i like food @messedupfoods]

LAB PICKLE https://t.co/DGqhqTMwu2

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

idk who needs to hear this but do NOT do laundry today, open your sink cabinet door and let your sink drip cold water to prevent frozen pipes ☝🏼 🥶

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

Bear Down 🫡

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t stop watching this clip. All timer https://t.co/yCv0Y073rA

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

@vidsthatgohard

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

@jackiedjolic I’ve searched in every possible way on this bird app for a shred of tweet to no avail 💔

[single dad no kids @bossysaucy]

I’m back putas. Sup Elon don’t ban me bro