Kortez 🌸

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

There’s a guy on tik tok who makes jazzy deep house tunes but he’s always saying he’ll release “soon”.

Nna bhato ba di talent ba mborile. I don’t wanna lie ☹️

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

@ayas1 It would be so worth it 😭🙂‍↕️

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

I’m a bit sceptical. There are bombs flying off shelves now.

Ke trap.

[Ayanda Kiepile @ayas1]

I just saw a Woolies trolly dash for R50 000😭.

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

Shashalaza FC. Number 1 ☝🏾

[𝑶𝑹𝑨🌟 @ora_molokwane]

the men on this app can TALK hey?

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

@NoLife985 Yeah now we’re talking.

Bag ya Celine ke 30k bafazi. Stokvel?

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

✨Stupid bitch ✨

[mhysa @sawftkitty]

We need to start calling people stupid to their faces again.

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

@Flink_Andy Okay I’m lying but Jhb has pockets of sunshine everywhere. Is all I’m willing to say. And I won it. Clean. So… 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

I won 8k about 2 months ago. Tjo.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

Am I the only one who has never won anything from a competition in my life??? Like even airtime ??? 😭😭😭

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

@Flink_Andy .

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

@Tumz_kby Competition nje. I don’t remember. They called, the money was in by next Friday.

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

@Tumz_kby Competition nje. I don’t remember. They called, the money was in by next Friday.

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

Yesses. Nka mo fa le card plus pin. Jesus Christ.

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

I’m sorry but I burst out laughing 😭☹️

[mr pyrex man @jefszn]

A woman would rather give you a baby than a klippa

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

@JLerubako40 E ne as bofelo o tlwaela bhato masepa on the internet. Stupid bitch.

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

We’ve been saying we volunteer so to “realise” ke go re tlwaela, if we’re being honest.

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

@StrongAnn Not even. At this point I think I am the flower.

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

Need the science behind finding lady bugs in my apartment. It’s a bit odd.

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

And why?

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

How did they make it to the tenth floor?

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

@Flink_Andy Doesn’t have that effect 🤌🏾

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

Asval ke eng ka English?

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

@cnehshuga I couldn’t finish it. Wowzers.

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

Ke ba kgatlile bo Mme.

I’m already home 🥺🙏🏾

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

I’m back at Home Affairs and the lady wants to know where I’m going ka passport. She asked “Nigeria?”

It’s too early for this, y’know?

[Kortez 🌸 @Botlile_M]

The ladies in here are calling me by my full government and not my ticket number.

I’m about to be in and out of here boyyyyyy.