Brains on the Outside

a podcast about ridiculous business ideas! ✨ releasing every monday, forever.

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

Season 2 begins today! As a treat, we are dropping two episodes: one featuring @Allbirds and the 2nd with the phone case manufacturer Wave.

In our (slightly biased) opinion, these are our best episodes yet!

Listen now on @ApplePodcasts https://t.co/Of0LwoWGot

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

This week, our listener Hannah asks our very serious business podcast why is the world so full of crude graffiti. Aren't we better than that? Can't we find something more original to vandalise things with than drawings of phallic shapes?

https://t.co/lthec9hj8S

[Andrew Blance @andrewblance]

Two ridiculous business ideas are pitched - but only one can be a winner

The first episode of the new format for @BrainsOutside is live! Our listener Julie asks us how she can be there every time their child does something amazing

(If you listen on Spotify you can even vote!)

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

There may be thousands of imitators, but there is only one true Colin the Caterpillar.

https://t.co/cWXsx1tHLN

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

Our new (definitely real) sponsor wants to wear in your fashionable leather for you

https://t.co/amdLi1kNiA

[Andrew Blance @andrewblance]

our revolutionary new app allows thieves to register the next heist they will carry out, and what they are hoping to steal

we then pair them with people on Freecycle who are giving away that thing for free anyway! reducing crime & reducing waste!

https://t.co/hyqPu2FkOY

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

If you buy the Apple Watch Ultra you will never die

https://t.co/7unJ2RH1UU

[Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy]

We're still processing this. As you can imagine we've been shaken by this news. It's hard to know how to respond.

We had an assurance from the Royal Family that the signature dish for the coronation would be a beef gondola floating on a "canal" of piping hot beef gravy.

[Ashmita Randhawa @Rand_Ash]

@andrewblance , @moggy , I would definitely like to see a Ted Danson robot everywhere... And there's nothing wrong is everyone having some 'prepper' tendencies in them.. #twitterverse if you haven't heard the latest episode of @BrainsOutside , I would thoroughly recommend it

[Andrew Blance @andrewblance]

Living in a city, it can be hard to grow your own food. My new business aims to help, by dropping 5 tonnes of topsoil into a room of your choice!

Now, with this arable land available you can finally run your own farm and live self-sustainably. 🐑

https://t.co/MIVPPabS7S

[Andrew Blance @andrewblance]

Our pitch this week is for a restaurant you can order a takeaway to! Never be restricted by a menu again.

Come to the "Deliveroom", where you can order whatever is on Deliveroo to our restaurant and it will be taken out to you on a plate by a waiter! 🍽

https://t.co/IW2EuMbPgz

[Andrew Blance @andrewblance]

The latest episode of @BrainsOutside is out and it's all about trying to create businesses that will let me steal stuff

https://t.co/tYiDH3wegw

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

becoming a real doctor is hard, what if you could become an almost-doctor?

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

The Large Hadron Collider at @CERN is one of the greatest achievements in human history, giving us a new understanding of the fundamental building blocks of the universe. However, can we use it as a slide?

https://t.co/keWnOURkIh

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

Our new episode is out today and it’s just about shoes. Big shoes, small shoes, tall shoes, shoes with really long toes. Shoes.

Shoes. 👞

https://t.co/3Rzy7nGxvD

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

Our listener, Henry, sent his idea for AI art generation this week! Anyone who sends in their ridiculous business ideas will receive a whole heap of merch from us, so what you waiting for??

https://t.co/OOxdaz44Lu

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

What would you centaur yourself with?

https://t.co/7SEc2THBKR

[Andrew Blance @andrewblance]

My new business will revolutionise your life's most embarrassing moments 📱

Our app allows you to get an actor to your location immediately. Once they arrive, they will be so much more embarrassing than you, making you look very sensible in comparison!

https://t.co/9NbChxbgJs

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

It’s time again for a NEW EPISODE!!!

Our new app will ensure you are never the most embarrassing person in the room again!

Check it out in @spotifypodcasts

https://t.co/10hfjlduvh

[Brains on the Outside @BrainsOutside]

Do you ever feel like your house is to small? That you don't have enough space?

https://t.co/7gFJHyZsEy