Brande Roderick

✨ Actress | Producer | Model | 90s | 00s 💕
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[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged. ☕😂

Happy Friday! Hope your weekend is brew-tiful!

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog. 🌭🐶

😂 Happy Thursday folks!

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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.👃

Midweek reminder: take things one step at a time 💕 Happy Wednesday!

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired. 🚲

Hope your Tuesday rolls along nicely!

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Why are ghosts terrible liars?
Because you can see right through them. 👻

Have a boo-tiful Monday!

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

I can't seem to figure this one out 😂

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What’s a ghost’s favourite kind of music?
Soul music. 👻🎵

Have a spook-tacular Sunday!

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain. 🐱😂

Have a great Saturday!

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Where are my self-service ladies at?! 😆💕

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged! ☕🚓

Happy Thursday! 🤍

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios! 📣👐🤣

Happy Wednesday! 🥣💕

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Suddenly i'm hungry 😂💕

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #jokes #funny #lol

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I guess I need better locks 😂

#dadjokesdaily #dadjokes #comedy #joke #funny

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Goodmorning ❤️ It's Monday. Here's 3 reasons why Monday's aren't so terrible:

1. A fresh start. 🤗
2. The chance to set a new tone for the rest of the week. 😊
3. Another day with loved ones! 😀

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Tomorrow is Monday 😬 Now that's a sad day 😂 #comedysketch #funny #joke

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Why did the sunflower always face the sun?
Because it knew where the light was. 🌻☀️

Happy Sunday!

Stay grounded and keep reaching up. 💛🌤️

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

Guess whose in Cincinnati this weekend! Come say Hi if you're in the area 💕 I'll be at the Cincinnati Comic Expo 😘

Happy Friday! TGIF ❤️

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

How do you organize a space party? 🚀
You planet! 🪐✨

Happy Thursday 😍

[Brande Roderick @BrandenRoderick]

That beekeeper was as sweet as honey 😂🐝