Brandi Barnes

Failing at life for everyone else’s entertainment since 1990 🤷‍♀️

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

The amount of evil in this world always seems to surprise me.... I will never understand why humans do the things they do to each other, especially innocent babies... my heart is so broken 💔

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Babies are not ripped from thee womb moments before birth. That is a lie. I am an OB/GYN trained in abortion after 24 weeks so I get to say that. #SOTU #ProLie #StateoftheUterus

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

Well, if it were easy everyone would do it she whispered to herself quietly as she contemplated throwing the laptop out the window.

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

I’m on the mom diet, it’s a diet mainly consisting of sandwich crusts and the bits the baby didn’t eat also lots of coffee 😂

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

Fuck

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

Fuck it’s cold

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

I would kill to fit into my size 5 jeans..... ugh.... 7 months in and the weight loss has slowed down to sure a trickle

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

In all of my 17+ years of cooking I have never made a “small” pot of chili before. Until today. There won’t even be leftovers 😭😭😭😭

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

Just spent 3 hours cleaning my apartment 😖😖😖😖 tomorrow is 10 loads worth of laundry. Save me. #Parenthood

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

Today’s coffee, I would like to introduce you to yesterday’s coffee #parenthood #momlife

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

Day 3 of snowmageddan, the snow has stopped but the windchills are into the -20’s. No. Mother Nature. I do not want to build a snowman.

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

Things I would never say before becoming a parent “is that pasta sauce in your butt crack?” #parenting #momlife #mom #humor

[Brandi Barnes @brandi_barnes]

So. This is Twitter. Prepare yourself. Shits about to get real.