Brandon Lee Hoop

Art | Advertising | Curator | Poet | Lecturer

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Forget fintechs. This is actual innovation:

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Getting all the tism and none of the nepo is a systemic failure on my parents' part.

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Anyone who genuinely talks about having "main character energy" is an automatic skip for me.

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@UXHenry @nxd1979 @jelle_deh I’m joking

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@nxd1979 @jelle_deh Rude

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We really need to stop reusing acronyms because when I see "SA," Sales Assistant or Salicylic Acid are the absolute last things my mind goes to.

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@BebeRexha Amsterdam

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@anitaei @GalacticRemus Dankjewel!

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@anitaei @GalacticRemus Kate mos

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@werkteef goon

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@werkteef

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I must have skipped the terms and conditions for Uber’s “Happy to Chat” button, because I didn’t realize I was consenting to a 45-minute podcast episode on why his ex-wife overreacted to his cheating.

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@trashycouscous Ik heb iemand in Antwerpen nodig

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They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea. That's cool, but I’m craving meat.

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@quintenser tea

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In this economy I have more friends on benefits than friends with benefits.

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Arriving in style (at 3 km/h)

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This Carrie Bradshaw ass scene at the moma

[Brandon Lee Hoop @brandonleehoop]

rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift.