Brandon

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me after not paying attention to the entire conversation :

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Austine @theereal_one]

Being taxed to death with no dependents?

[Nae @NaesCloset]

You bring lunch to work and all of a sudden you starving at 10:45am

[Brandon @brandOnn_96]

@DavidSFV93 @Soldierblue8 king taco is honestly a hit or miss but when it hits…..booomb

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

This summer I’m only taking advice from two ppl Don and Julio

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

“fck it i’m down” all summer

[Austine @theereal_one]

I be hella fake at work using words I don’t even use in my real life like “awesome”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Thisss

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

If the sun is gonna black out on Monday April 8th, so am I ….

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

Dr. Pepper is healthy because it's made by a doctor

[Loky @lokymann]

Unnecessary talking. Please. It is ok to shut the fuck up.

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

Work: Gives PTO

Me: Uses PTO

Work:

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

the first thing i think about when i wake up is calling off work. that’s crazy

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

minimum wage in switzerland is $24? lemme go change my name to hinga ding durgen.

[frances @solowshawty]

work drama never made sense to me just shut the fuck up and do ur job

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself.

[skinny cowboy @alexandracrdss]

Gym tan laundry