brassbadger

Unwavering cynic

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

My iPhone 15 slow asl I hate planned obsolescence :( why do I have to do a three count to open up iMessage or Spotify @Apple

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

Girls waiting in line for treadmills next to four empty stair masters

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

Basic training is just 8 weeks of being on bar rescue

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And all of a sudden Knicks merch is part of biz casual

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

Feathered friends

[J ERIC YINGLING @JERICYINGLING1]

ぼくのいとこのRobさんは「大麻なんて、ニワトリにトリミングしてもらえばいい」とうそぶく。ニワトリは葉しか食べない。

[J ERIC YINGLING @JERICYINGLING1]

ぼくのいとこのRobさんは「大麻なんて、ニワトリにトリミングしてもらえばいい」とうそぶく。ニワトリは葉しか食べない。

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

@Equinox stop playing r&b in the locker room im gonna start acting up

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

Women selecting ltr as their dating intentions > include the craziest revealing outfits in photos > don’t include nuanced or thoughtful answers to prompts > complain that no men they match with want to be serious

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

How could I possibly know more about taxes than a “tax specialist” at turbo tax

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

First warm day that broke winter. Driving around, everyone outside their homes watching the sunset. Human moment

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

And the left wonders why the public lost trust in government health edicts . . .

https://t.co/1u9v6n5dTB

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

“That plane better not move without us” - teenager, Newark Airport

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The finish line was a cliff

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Maybe I’m the weird one for NOT flexing in the mirror at the gym

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Entire hand in the ice maker with complete disregard

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

I have early memories of restaurants still having smoking sections

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

Let’s see how much money they spent on tornados & monster from the px in the last calendar year

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

A food bank lined up with military members who didn’t receive a paycheck this week:

[brassbadger @brassbadger]

It’s a good idea to scroll to the bottom of your instagram dms

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Smoothie King selling GLP-1 Support smoothies

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Accidentally mess up the Apple Pay so the cashier gets to see me struggle to manually type zero as tip twice in a row