Detective Douche

I hate it here

[Haley Brefka @HaleyBrefka]

life's a bitch

[Haley Brefka @HaleyBrefka]

quarantine day.... who knows anymore

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

Sometimes I look at my son and can’t believe he has blue eyes. Absolutely beautiful 🥹🥹🥹

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

Me fr

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

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[Detective Douche @brefka32]

If this was out when Sydney was with her boyfriend I would’ve sent it to her 📞 https://t.co/rXWbSccKB6

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

Can’t believe they basically only investigated the parents in the JonBenèt Ramsey case instead of anybody around and or involved with the family. Lazy work😖

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

Maci came out to the living room and said “Jordyn in case you want any popcorn.. I ate it all” gee thanks I didn’t think I’d get any but the way you started that made it sound like I would 🥲🥲

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

I understand now why Sydney has 20,000 pictures on her phone

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

My dad thanked Sydney for carrying Harden for me 😂😂😂

“That was a nice thing of you to do for her!!”

How funny and sweet

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

Just dropped my leftover salmon on the ground outside. Gonna kms

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

@shiannexxxx She was in the way to our house and texted us that too🤣🤣

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

We were just listening to a wedding song for Haley’s wedding and Sydney says

“imagine having 2 mother in laws”

good luck to whoever marries our littles! 🤣😘

[Sydney @sydbox22]

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[Detective Douche @brefka32]

Just finished gossip girl for the 2nd time. Kinda sad it’s over😪
Still hate Dan Humphrey.

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

@jennajo_22 It’s was so easy

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

Just noticed Maci likes when people watch her cry she makes sure to let people know she’s crying so they can see it

[Sergeant Brown Sugar ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @jennajo_22]

jordyn slays with her new hair

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

@jennajo_22 Except for the fact that it’s all the way out in Bay City and we didn’t realize until we were home and I’m sure the restaurant was closed at that point😪 he stayed pretty late

[Detective Douche @brefka32]

Nothing like leaving your leftovers in the box at the restaurant🥲