Brendon Burns

Comedian. Producer. Director. Data satirist. R2-D2 finally speaks! Mischief maker 😉

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

@omid9 @ShappiKhorsandi Well this is interesting.
While sh**c***'s flee, this anomaly is happening in the crypto market. 10c volatility every minute on a lesser known fast transaction telecommunications token . Could be funny for data science enthusiasts to go wallet hunting. 🤔

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

We live in a world, where Jake fucking Paul, is interviewing the President.
Covering the Iran war.

At what point do both parties in this dynamic say to themselves..

Y'know.. Maybe we shouldn't be here, doing this.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

My Interview with President Donald Trump

We cover the Iran war, immigration policies, the assassination attempt, life advice, some funny topics, and more.

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

My fave AI typo yet.
Those "Prophet Manicure" fellahs, sure did have a sense of humour.
Ever think they might have been messing with us?

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Asking all the correct questions. I love @OzzyManReviews his wife is Iranian who like the rest of us is really going through it (hamash geryeh o bikhabi) so he gets it. All 18 mins def worth a watch ⬇️

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

@sophiescott @UCL_ICN excuse my manners xx

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

@sophiescott @UCL_ICN sorry.. please! 😀

[Prof Sophie Scott CBE @sophiescott]

Brain Awareness Week is coming up (16-22nd March) and the @UCL_ICN is getting pretty excited

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

@mmmmmbud @omid9 @ShappiKhorsandi Following money trails isn't.

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

@omid9 @ShappiKhorsandi Well this is interesting.
While sh**c***'s flee, this anomaly is happening in the crypto market. 10c volatility every minute on a lesser known fast transaction telecommunications token . Could be funny for data science enthusiasts to go wallet hunting. 🤔

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Imagine the UK government saying this about @GNev2 when he refused to sing the national anthem before England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 games.

Iran women’s national football team are in grave danger. Please share.

#IranMassacre
#IranIsraelWar

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

In their own words ⬇️

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

We know people are on different social media algorithms. But caller Najam says she supports the Iranian regime because they ‘stand up for Palestinians’. Tom Swarbrick doesn’t need to hear any more.
#IranMassacre
#IranIsraelUSWar

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

We are all governed by our algorithms. Mine is dominated by animals, Iran, Gaza, Donald Trump and Cole Palmer.

You’d be confused by my feed. Especially the Cole Palmer Plantagenet haircut memes.

However, many have missed the IRGC in Iran boasting of their two day murdering spree in January killing 95,000 innocent Iranians (their numbers, not mine), simply for protesting.

We have shared why this happened. We have shared that it is still happening. We have shared that students across Iran - incredibly and bravely - are still protesting. Right now. Despite the threat of a bullet to the head.

Yet - in addition to missing it - they do everything to deny it. They say nothing about the mass extermination but all of a sudden say “NO to war in Iran.” Without any knowledge of the plight of the people of Iran over the last 47 years. Without any understanding that Iranians have attempted liberation many times and failed because there was never a level playing field. Bare hands Vs military grade weapons usually leads to thousands dead and an evil regime still in power.

The people of Iran DO NOT want war. They want the machinery of repression to be stopped. And in the case of the IRGC, forcibly stopped. Because their crimes against humanity will not stop if no one stops them. It will continue, regardless of any ‘deal’ negotiated with the US administration.

This is not Saddam Hussein 2003. Iran does not have nukes that could reach us in 45 minutes. There will be NO regional war. This is a lie the regime has put out (lapped up by so called “progressives”) as they beg to stay in power. No one is coming to save them. And they know it.

The message is:
No to war. Intervention with #R2P (responsibility to protect). Rescue the people of Iran. If that is not your messaging right now, you are officially parroting a narrative of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Do you have the decency to challenge your world view? Or are you “hey wasn’t it 6 billion killed? lol 😂”

That is the sense of humour George Carlin is talking about.

#IranMassacre
#IranianRevolution2026

Watch ⬇️

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

When it comes to axiomatic gates to cognisance, nuthin travels faster than the speed o' stoopid 😂

[Prof Sophie Scott CBE @sophiescott]

Fancy some piping hot brain content? Meet my substack about brains https://t.co/tzJah15hZo, my new book about brains https://t.co/gcnF3cauOH or or @WillEaves & I discussing brain science and art
@neuromantics1
https://t.co/vLlkG2SpLm
speaking enquires: [email protected]

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

Weird question but @JerryShepa68215 was it you that did the art work for selfies in the grand canyon?

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

@omid9 I mean. Told ya!

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

@iainlee bring back fred too!!

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

@iainlee I'm in. Would be lovely to see you and considering Fred's situation. could be fun xx

[Brendon Burns @brendonburns]

@iainlee how about I roving report this time round?