Brett Paddock

My name is Brett Paddock. That is all...

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@BestBuy How many times is a damaged refrigerator door going to show up at my house to replace the door that came dented? Not to mention that my other fridge was to be relocated and was hauled away. Customer service has not resolved this in over a month.

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#cnnnye my New Years resolution is to tweet about @kathygriffin

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#cnnnye Kathy will you marry me? CNN help me?

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#cnnnye nobody has curls like Kathy!!

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#cnnnye eww Kathy

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This years politically incorrect Halloween costume... #FelonKeller

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The original bridge that Alan shared with me freshman year. http://t.co/jXsCD6P7

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My graduate :) http://t.co/FZf3XC3G

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@MarkyWeissmann nice

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/sV1YtS07

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Still at the library. Due in less than 12 hours

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Four

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How many tweets can I send in one walk home?

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@illinilife of course all my #entertainmentnight ideas come at the last minute when I can't act until Saturday

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Less than 24 hours #ChBE #design #uiuc

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It's beautiful outside today. I intend to enjoy it from within the confines of the engineering library all day today #uiuc #design #ChBE

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Out of my distress I called on the LORD; the LORD answered me and set me free. #psalm118

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Beginning to mourn the end of college. Working at the UGL to remember the old days.

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@ohsuzieqily jealous

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Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. #TobiasTues