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@krassenstein This is

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @elonmusk @SpaceX He’s like Taylor Swift for straight men, with even more delusional fans

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15 years of not really getting Twitter. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I’m not a college counselor, but I grew with one. So I wrote another thing https://t.co/Nr0ErUiDR5

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I wrote a recipe for my friend’s website - take a look https://t.co/kCQvipe7JO

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I wrote a thing! Go suck a lemon https://t.co/BMZ40gzNzF

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@ohmissjulie @thatsajellyfish This is one of the devastatingly funny episodes of all time!

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I’m mostly over here https://t.co/5Wzk4EdVJ3

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@Outbrain @YaronGalai @orilahav I have a passion for clickbait

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*** SOUND ON ***

This is the most important competitive dog dancing (or as we call it in the industry, "heelwork to music") video you will ever see.

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@realDonaldTrump You are the biggest loser.

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I just published Life, Death, and Dinner https://t.co/RJAjRQdMft

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@EmptyBowlShow Need you so bad right now!

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@joncaramanica @joecoscarelli @mehpatrol @JonPareles Don’t say Billie Eyelash. It’s not funny the first time.

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@realDonaldTrump This is your fault.

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@realDonaldTrump What does this even mean? What’s wrong with you? Wake me from this nightmare.

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I’m still getting warmed up

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary