Breezy

[Breezy @Briswerc]

One of my favorite pastimes is gossiping with my mom. She’s a hoot.

[Breezy @Briswerc]

I will never forgive U2 for putting that damn album on my phone non consensually.

[Breezy @Briswerc]

Everyone congratulating me on all the weight I’ve lost and whole time it’s because one of my organs is fucked up and I have been sick for two months 😍😍😍

[Breezy @Briswerc]

I can’t believe I had a drinking problem and I never smoked a cigarette. I feel like 30 is a great time to start.

[Breezy @Briswerc]

@NiHaoRosie Thank you!!!!

[Breezy @Briswerc]

I used Snapchat stickers to edit nails on so I could send pictures of my engagement ring to my family.

[Breezy @Briswerc]

@DoctorBearFace Thanks dude! We’re eloping at the Taco Bell cantina

[Breezy @Briswerc]

Demi Moore really said “I’m back bitches”

[Breezy @Briswerc]

Is it too late for my mom to abort me?

[Breezy @Briswerc]

My aunt promised me she would rent an ice cream truck for me when I finished my doctorate and that is the only thing pushing me through these next couple years.

[Breezy @Briswerc]

Why did no one tell me abercrombies clothes were so cute now?

[Breezy @Briswerc]

Never thought I’d be so excited to use a professional carpet cleaning machine but I guess this is 30.

[Breezy @Briswerc]

CAN PEOPLE HIDE THEIR LIKES ON HERE NOW? Boooooooo 🍅

[Breezy @Briswerc]

I want to learn how to weld so badly.

[Breezy @Briswerc]

Drinking chamomile tea and watching myth busters.

[Breezy @Briswerc]

Can a linguistics expert explain to me why ‘colonel’ is pronounced like that?

[Breezy @Briswerc]

@matthe_www I think of this video every time I eat one

[Breezy @Briswerc]

Pears are so underrated.

[Breezy @Briswerc]

I’ve been giving out my sourdough starter to people and she made it to France!

[Breezy @Briswerc]

@AverageMarkTV It sounds weird coming from anyone who didn’t know me pre 2012 🥲

[Breezy @Briswerc]

Upset with myself for going by Bree instead of Breezy because I was embarrassed of my cool ass name.