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#BREAKING
@_lucialee puts rumours to rest and finally ranks "baguette" as her favourite 'fucking long bread'

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#BREAKING @TateMayfairs SNAPS PENUS AT LEGOLAND, EXPECTED OUT 6-9 WEEKS

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@HarrisonLeonUK ILLUMINATI

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#BREAKING
@JustJoeLando can't

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#BREAKING @PureTKC sleeps in a wetsuit because, quote, "ya never know"

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#BREAKING @ChuckMambo GOES ALL THE WAY TO TESCO AND FORGETS TO BUY LOO ROLL, AGAIN

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#BREAKING @HarrisonLeonUK rates the new Nissan micra as "fine"

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yo @VinceMcMahon give me three million quid and a night with Akira tozawa and I'll personally take you to @_BluePain_ 's house and lock the doors

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@jackknudsen01 back from the dead, a christmas miracle

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Everyone at brit wres report would like to wish @RoyJohnsonYeah best of luck with his vasectomy today #snipsnip

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#BREAKING @SweetPrinceBH did a poo behind a Morrisons and thought nobody saw, but I saw.

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#BREAKING @RJSinghIsKing HAS TOUGH DAY

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#BREAKING @ELIJAHWrestler starts writing "Loose Women" themed anime

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#BREAKING @imsomunny SHAGS ARDVARK

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#BREAKING @manlikebanks retiring due to fear of slough

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#BREAKING @chrisridgeway__ to debut new "I still have a sky+ package" gimmick

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#BREAKING @Flash_Morgan has never seen Spiderman 3

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#BREAKING @jackknudsen01 found dead aged 34 (he uses dove) (not dead)

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#BREAKING matt sandal is concussed as fuck.

[Matt Sydal @MattSydal]

I’ve never taken an RKO.

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I'm getting signed this year no doubt NO DOUBT.