Brooks Wheelan

Seth Meyers, Conan, SNL, GIRLS, AP Bio, I Think You Should Leave, Big Hero 6, & other stuff. I also host Entry Level and Travels & Such.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

I wrote a short about an emotional idiot. It was a stretch. @andylanden directed it and @barryrothbart made it happen. @NoraKirkpatrick and Lucas Neff were nice enough to be in it. @drennondavis wrote a rad song for it too. I’m proud of it, check it out! https://t.co/QiNUEBAdgs

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

@RepressiveTol22 @ZachLahn Didn’t see this turning into u musing about the scent of my home

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

My guy. One of you is currently visiting all 99 Iowa counties and one of you hasn’t been seen in Iowa since the primary. If anyone is neglecting Iowa citizens it’s you my dawg.

How can you consistently be so tone deaf? It’s actually impressive.

[Zach Lahn @ZachLahn]

Rob Sand is wanting debates only in Iowa’s four largest cities - nothing in our rural communities.

Sounds like typical politics.

Our cities were built by the outpouring from our rural communities.

We will not ignore them when it comes to debates nor when I am governor.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

@RepressiveTol22 I hang with @zachlahn all the time in East Dubuque. He loves it because it’s not Iowa.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

@RepressiveTol22 U must have been at the airport.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

@Interzone826 @jgrantaddison I do think network tv completely brushes off the Midwest and what’s interesting about it tho. I wrote three episodes for Fox about a car dealership in Iowa that got passed on in the 11th hour. Lots of reasons why we love bass pro. The eps here: https://t.co/bvwRmzJmZ2

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

@Interzone826 @jgrantaddison I talk about my Midwest ideas not working on the last track of my first album. But I think they didn’t work bc they were bad. Not bc people didn’t get them.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

headline way funnier if it was just “ALF dies with a burning hatred for Trump”

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

Watched this and assumed it was a pro Rob Sand post. Why would @ZachLahn post this? Is twitter new in Kansas?

[Lahn HQ @LahnHQ]

🚨 WATCH: Rob Sand gets brutally fact checked by PBS after lying about Zach Lahn living in Kansas:

"For Iowans watching who may not know, we're talking about Zach Lahn flying between Iowa and Kansas, where he and his wife have children who are based."

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

When ur neighbor be Skeletor

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American history is currently at the part of Gremlins where the gremlins are running the movie theater and the gremlins love it.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

The University of Florida is trash. I hope Gainesville sinks into Hell. It wouldn’t change much though. Tom Petty moved for a reason.

Called this Iowa win.

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Bitch looks like a “Karen”

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

My friend said she didn’t like Geese because they were “ripping off Cameron Winter.” I responded with “I have some exciting news for you.”

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

Made Shawshank better

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

How is this not just Chess?

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

More Spider League drama....

Is @brookswheelan long for this league?

https://t.co/draA1xIQuW

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

Tonight at 8pm EST on @800pgm checkout the tour documentary about the making of my last special Alive in Alaska. Watch it here: https://t.co/Hnjh8GYebe

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

Shout out to when it was normal for SNL to just fire everyone.

[Mike @MikeThomas1980]

I heard @brookswheelan isn’t coming back next season I hope this isn’t true. #SNL

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

After extensive polling yesterday I’ve compiled a list of the top 10 American bands. 100% accurate. The top 10 are:
Eagles
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
The Ramones
The Beach Boys
Aerosmith
The Grateful Dead
Metallica
Nirvana
The Allman Brothers
Credence Clearwater Revival