NotBruce@Rest

I'm not him, Im just parody, but the truth is often stranger than fiction...

(此帐户的目的是为模仿之用，绝不是一个国家的领导人的任何官方帐户)

[NotBruce@Rest @bruceJLP]

Me? "@rtrowe: I'm not sure who lies worse than athletes and coaches…"

[NotBruce@Rest @bruceJLP]

That's the 1st song I've sang since I sang Matterhorn's 'Mi Back'

[NotBruce@Rest @bruceJLP]

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Bruuucie, happy birthday to meee

[Matthew, Esq. @SmittyRoyal]

"@R0ry_: The person enforcing the rules is never popular, yet the rules are the only thing that can prevent total anarchy."<- Cc: @bruceJLP

[NotBruce@Rest @bruceJLP]

What the fuck is happening?

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

Mi bring a teaching book and a smile to go up against a gunman to raas! #worries

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

RT @SadeInc: A man collapsed after accidentally voting for the wrong party?? Muss joke!!¤Damion O. Crawford…didnt think it'd work didja :)

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

RT @BBCWorld: Surveys record 'brainless fish' http://t.co/ckQICtiT¤Hmm, Mantu

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

*Lisa Hanna not included

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

Tomorrow, let us go out, and bear in mind the simple issues when we vote, Portia can't think and the rest are Mantus

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

#NowPlaying Murda Dem - Ninja Man

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

Kartel denied bail again today… We're COMMITTED to bringing back black Kartel… #VoteJL-HHRRRGGHH #VoteJLP

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

Rick Ross watch out, Portia has a grunt… http://t.co/rWAooz5X

[NotBruce@Rest @bruceJLP]

"@HisHolness: Daryl needs to explain why my wife wasn't mentioned…"•…or mine for that matter…

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

Did a deed poll few months ago, renamed himself Damion O. Crawford… RT @wonderosa: But WHERE is Astor Black?

[NotBruce@Rest @bruceJLP]

"@HisHolness: Subtle… http://t.co/MiPEUxoA"•Very…

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

…and as for that lady, I suspect she misheard Audley's request for a 'haffi come back pussy'…

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

C'mon guys, they played a "18,000 blank voter ID's" card…and we decided then that, only Damion O. Crawford could beat Damion O. Crawford

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

The horse trick? Taking cues from Old Spice…hmm

[HisHolness @HisHolness]

We too… RT @JamaicaPNP: We Nominate Damion Crawford for East Rural St Andrew... http://t.co/CNtbH7g5