bruce

undisputed champion.

[bruce @brucethebanner]

pretty sure I qualify for veteran discount

[bruce @brucethebanner]

wow

[bruce @brucethebanner]

How is Thor doing today?

[bruce @brucethebanner]

Uuuuuh.

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR I don’t... usually vacate. Usually it’s more of a hideout.

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR I mean, some people are just active.

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR That’s the point, isn’t it? To do nothing?

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR It’s going..? What does that even mean..?

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR [Manages to sounds humble as he goes:] Yeah, I know. So how’s your vacation then?

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR [Yeah, no... Not gonna happen. Bruce looks like he’s about to protest before he relents.] Yeah, that sounds like Tony.

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR I think it counts as an ‘it’..? Tony never talked about specifics... [Pretty sure Bruce would still win.]

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR [A small sigh.] But there’s always a catch now... Would you try and befriend Hulkbuster over me too?

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR [He looks suspicious for a moment.] Me or, or the big guy? ‘Cause I know he hasn’t been here for a while...

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR Yeah, that doesn’t sound really comforting? [Mutters before a sip.]

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR Uh, vacating from where? Don’t you have people to watch? To rule?

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR Thanks, that’s a nice, a nice sentiment, but I mean at Tony’s..?

[bruce @brucethebanner]

@STRlKETHOR [He just sort of sits in his seat, hands wrapped around his coffee. There’s a few moments of silence before he speaks.] So why were you here again?

[bruce @brucethebanner]

Oh.

[bruce @brucethebanner]

That’s messy...

[bruce @brucethebanner]

Something’s coming.