Tristan™

UNT Alum | World Class Hater | Comedy Gold Certified

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

They've thought of everything

[colon3 😼🇮🇪 @Softwarecrow]

i accidentally watched like 3 minutes of the new smiling friends episode in spanish and i didn't question everyone speaking spanish because it just seemed like something they would do

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

@Afterthot163

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

@NotJTompkins Nintendo when I ask them to make a new game that isn't FE or Xenoblade

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

@NotJTompkins To be fair, they cover a wide range of white guys

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

Have enough people seen Obsession that I can say Bear looks like a mix of Charlie Kirk and Ludwig?

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

Yuuuh

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the new ‘CRAZY TAXI’ game.

Releasing in 2027.

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

Deserved?

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

Holy freaking crap, Lois

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

@Afterthot163 @NotJTompkins I've been sayin bro

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

Low-key he's right

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

@Afterthot163

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

She looks like the ghost lady from REPO

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

@NotJTompkins Yeah I was waiting for the back shots and the closest we got was dude showing up to his employees apt on a Saturday morning

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

If you think an R rating prevents teens from getting into a movie, I've got news for you

[🪶MrBlueCat🪶 @BiXolotl]

isnt the backrooms an R rated movie? how are all these young teens getting into the movies if you have to be 17 to watch it

[live from Hell @curlymirmy]

found the coolest bronze cuff at the thrift store. handmade in 1988. and it’s actual bronze. i can’t find a copy of this anywhere and i can’t believe i only spent $8

[vee 🔞 @NessasDead]

just walked out of the backrooms because holy fuck modern theater etiquette is dead

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

@Afterthot163 You know that's not true :(

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

Ban all minors from movie theaters!

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

@Afterthot163 They're calling it the Red Chief of pizzas

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

I'm deadass socking you in the head if you hand me this and tell me its $14

[Anos Voldigoad @JustinTarnation]

I fuck with the concept of cold cheese pizza and I would like to eat some.

[Tristan™ @BucketDipper]

@Afterthot163 Send me to the local donut shop...I wanna be with the local donut shop