Bum Turtle

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Enough about me, let's talk about your poo

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Another whole year
Of eating your poo

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

I know my normal day
Isn't for a while
But I wanted to pop out
To bring you a smile

I know times are hard
And I know times are tough
But please just remember
Your butt is enough
💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@DRyanR roses are red
A cactus is green
You have the most handsome
Bumhole I've seen
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@torpordust roses are red
Such natural beauty
I've got reservations for two
Inside your booty
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

@chapmangamo I love you and your bum food 🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@chapmangamo roses are red
They look so froufrou
But not nearly as delicious
As your tasty poo poo
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

@William_Bowden_ Happy to help 🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@KitDraws roses are red
Which grow in the grass
It's Friday night
And I've got a date with your ass
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

@neilslorance If you ever need me, just let out a fart and know that I'm listening

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@neilslorance roses are red
Some others are not
Let me jump up your bum
And see what you've got
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

Phew. I think that's most of them done. But if you have a friend who needs a valentine's message, just send them my way
💩🐢💖

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

@shrinkwrapped I've always been with you. I just got distracted by your delicious poo

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@shrinkwrapped roses are red
With thorns on the side
You have the tastiest poo
That I've ever tried
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@Lizzlizz roses are red
Water them well
Now let me climb up your bum
And enjoy the smell
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@William_Bowden_ roses are red
It's Valentine's Day too
I hope you've had enough fibre
To produce enough poo
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@kbaczynski roses are red
The sky is blue
But I can't see either
When I'm guzzling your poo
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@GreigARJohnson roses are red
Throw their petals on the floor
Guess where I'm heading?
Nature's back door
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@john_barnacle roses are red
A beautiful flower
Eat a curry now
So I can have a bum shower
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@twiterney roses are red
Others are white
I'll climb up your bum
I hope it's not too tight
🍑💩🐢

[Bum Turtle @BumTurtle]

.@feline_dacat roses are red
Violets are plum
I've made reservations
To have dinner in your bum
🍑💩🐢