BungleGoat

Word-wrangler, IT, photography, singing, laughing, F1. Wait/What?

[Richard Kadrey @Richard_Kadrey]

This pretty much describes my relationship to church

[BungleGoat @BungleGoat]

@anon_opin At least they don't think it means "shark meat".

[Sticks and Stones @SteveHa80206789]

@IntrovertProbss

[Cabin Pressure Fans @cabin_pressure]

Very saddened to hear of the passing of the excellent Anthony Head, who brilliantly brought to life the smooth-talking sky god, Hercules Shipwright.

Keep flying high, captain.

And remember… You simply must have the most awfully lovely, super-scrumptious flight.

[BungleGoat @BungleGoat]

@Richard_Kadrey Is it impolite to point out his balls are the wrong shape?

[BungleGoat @BungleGoat]

@Richard_Kadrey final_draft_version_4_final_actually_final_2a.doc

[Gerry Thorne @GerryThorne]

@SpannersReady It’s where all the legal/ curtain terminology comes from , Hanged, Drawn and of course opened less than a Quarter ..

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If a company calls you, you shouldn't have to answer security questions, they should.

[BungleGoat @BungleGoat]

@SpannersReady Although it was good to see that you managed to blag your way onto the podium and get a trophy.

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans...

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[BungleGoat @BungleGoat]

@ShitChester @russm1969 Thanks. Would have thought there would've been advanced notice for that...

[BungleGoat @BungleGoat]

@Richard_Kadrey Was there a concealed cocktail cabinet in that table on the right?

[Richard Kadrey @Richard_Kadrey]

Good morning

[John O'Connell @jdpoc]

Posted elsewhere, posted here for info.

The map of Reform Councils in the UK. So much for 'WE'VE TAKEN OVER THE NATION !!!"

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Middle-aged men are crap at maintaining friendships, it's true, but the reality is most of us have got pretty close to fuck all of any substance to say to each other. We just want some peace and quiet.

[BungleGoat @BungleGoat]

@sniffpetrol It might even be a report generated while booking transactions are in progress - seats will be "held" in the "checkout basket" but are neither sold nor unsold. Schrödinger's seats, if you will...

[BungleGoat @BungleGoat]

@sniffpetrol Could be that somewhere in their maths they're generating a %age sold, then converting that back into seats with a rounding error. Either that or something-something-AI...