Heather Tayte

Creative visionary with no talent. Funemployed video editor // she/her 🌈

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

Hey look, it's a commercial I set decorated! Look how cute that set is!! Someone should really give me a job, I say.
https://t.co/4KdUzvrFal

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

What a day to run out of antidepressants!!

[Innocence Project @innocence]

⏳ We’re down to the final hours. As of now, #RobertRoberson is scheduled to be executed TODAY, Oct. 17th, at 6 p.m. CT — for a crime that never happened. ⁠

Contact @GovAbbott and urge him to grant clemency before it’s too late at 361-264-9653 or at https://t.co/iENIlLMipD.

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

Visited my high school sweetheart’s go-to makeout spot today. It’s still exactly how I remember it.

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

Cant wait for the “leader in fertilization” t-shirts

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

The @48HourFilmProj is the most perfect event that has ever been invented for people with ADHD.

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

@bone_daddy69 Yay! I can’t wait

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

My phone has been blowing up all day with people telling me they aren’t coming to my birthday party. Y’all really know how to make a gal feel special!

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

I worked on this movie and I endorse this message!

[Kyle Gallner @KyleGallner]

Do you want more original movies in theaters? You gotta show up and support original movies when they hit theaters. Strange darling drops officially tomorrow in US theaters. Go have fun at the movies and tell everyone you know to go have fun at the movies! Thank you 🐈🐈🐈

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

You know what’s super fun? If you have a business profile on @Venmo and someone sends you money by mistake, Venmo just keeps the 1.9% fee and refuses to refund it. Cool cool cool.

[Dave Tepper Burner @seniorzapo]

Fergie watching Ingrid Andress claim her crown for worst anthem of all time

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

@TmacSeatac @stefsmith Aww, Allison was talking about doing another girls trip in August! Let’s catch up over pasta! 💕

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

The line at the bank today is worse than any ride at Disneyland. I think I’m in hell.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

How many Palestinian fathers have we seen frantically searching through rubble for their children over the last 8 months? Thinking about fathers in Gaza today.

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

Do you ever go so hard on stage that you suddenly find out the hard away you have exercise-induced asthma?

Yeahhhh, not my dumbass backstage saying “guys, why do my lungs feel like they’re bleeding? And I can’t stop coughing? What could this all mean??”

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

How many times did I watch this?
…Yes.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Mason Miller Destroying Altuve.

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

The excitement I feel over getting to sleep in until at least 5am tomorrow AND getting off work in time for a full 8 hours sleep?! immeasurable! What a banner day for me.

[Maxxy Rainbow 🌈🇪🇪 @MaxxyRainbow]

Eurovision is about being “United by Music” and sharing cultures from all around the world, except if you are Palestinian apparently…

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

@replykant The electric ones that everyone throws in the river in Portland.

[Heather Tayte @BurlesqueBaker]

I tried to hit on a dude last weekend and he said, “I’m trying this new thing where I go to bed early” and then got on a scooter saying “is this a cool way to leave a conversation?” as he scooted away from me as fast as he could.

I’m not sure which of us was more humiliated.