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[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

I've had a tab open to an article for exactly 3 months, so you know what that means: It now legally counts as having been read

[kayla kumari upadhyaya @KaylaKumari]

I told my girlfriend that if my grandpa likes her then he will eventually give her a flashlight and he literally gave her a flashlight the first time he met her

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

My childhood milkman, J.R. Scrote, used to call out to me from his dairy truck, "Even a mirror in a stranger's house contains an image of you!" Years later he froze to death in a stairwell, dressed as Charlie Chaplin.

[Alan Denton @AlanTheWriter]

2016: "Wow what a weird year. At least 2017 couldn't possibly be crazier."

2017:

[Olly iConic @OllyiConic]

[prison]

PRISONER: what's for breakfast

GUARD: every meal is bread & water

PRISONER: [is a duck] oh baby

[МП @bzdmny]

@cleolinda --- your thoroughness really helped her fill in the gaps as a viewer who'd never read any of Harris' stuff or even seen the Hopkins movies!

[МП @bzdmny]

@cleolinda Also thank you so much for the reply and the recaps! I love them, even used them to help get another friend into the show ---

[МП @bzdmny]

@cleolinda Awesome news! Even more reason to be excited, then. Sorry for the frustration of changing platforms, I'll be sure to keep an eye on your DW!

[МП @bzdmny]

@cleolinda psst. Any chance of more Hannibal recaps or a rewatch or something in celebration of the announcement about s4 talks???

[milani @intheemood4hate]

38) the way he claps INTO his face https://t.co/rE6djyNxnk

[milani @intheemood4hate]

31) cause they're not gay! https://t.co/w2ttsPRc5C

[milani @intheemood4hate]

29) bitch gon step on MY fuckin toe- https://t.co/rq6JU9ITMl

[milani @intheemood4hate]

3) this was my favorite vine for the longest time https://t.co/mngQhmMmx1

[МП @bzdmny]

@Zapp_Branigann @reynaramirez22 @elonjames unintentionally harm the community they are allied with through their comments

[МП @bzdmny]

@Zapp_Branigann @reynaramirez22 @elonjames And no one is saying Colbert is a homophobe. But not being a homophobe and even being an ally doesnt make it impossible for them to

[МП @bzdmny]

@Zapp_Branigann @reynaramirez22 @elonjames No one expects them to go away; the point is not validating them by perpetuating the negativity associated with same-sex intercourse