Cornelius Doorhinge

Weathered white in tempestuous tides

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

Vending machine ate my dollar twenty-five at work today

[johnnypikachu @lf1smjohnny]

Theyre calling today Peaceful Monday⚽️

[Based Frieren @AnimeSerbia]

Doing this but with people using a 3DS to take pictures

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

@lf1smjohnny 🙋🙋🙋hi joby

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

Welcome to my rapist thug run club where I only have ONE rule

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

At the polls n I lowkey waited 45 minutes just to write in triple T for every single one I ain’t gonna lie

[Unsecured CCTV Cameras @Unsecured_CCTV]

San Jose, California 🇺🇸

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

Bro you gotta come out to the club the hoes are virulent

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

Smoking on that shit that made Bin laden

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

@lf1smjohnny Donating plasma sperm and poop

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

@lf1smjohnny @lf1smjohnny wake uppppop bruh

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

@boonkster1 @brie_facemelter Turn on the TV. It doesn’t matter what channel

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

@shitposts_mp4 @svedennn

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

@lf1smjohnny Wait that’s actually so tough I’m hungry AF

[boonkster @boonkster1]

My guy pretty like an foid

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

@boonkster1 I’m going through your old tweets. This one sucked man

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

My name is Slowdolf Walkler. I have created a new group of my followers. I call them. Walker Youth. They are coming to a university near. you starting with UCSD

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

@boonkster1 @computerrrgirl Bros posting a plate his parents bought #STOLENVALOR

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

They spawn in with “plug their ears and press their face into their boyfriend’s chest” as their quick emote on the emote wheel

[Cornelius Doorhinge @CDoorhinge]

Los Angeles is ground zero for offputting dudes and their unwilling Asian girlfriends to go to shows together