BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
The US government paid a guy $41,000 for office chairs he bought at Costco for $19,000, and it wants to do it again next month
He's not a furniture company. He has no warehouse. He has a laptop, an LLC, and a free registration on a government website that 99% of people have never heard of
Here's how the biggest customer on earth buys things
The federal government spends about $750 billion a year on stuff. Chairs, printer paper, gravel, forklifts, dog food for K9 units, port-a-johns, lightbulbs. By law, a huge chunk of it has to go to small businesses, and anything under $15,000 can be bought by a government employee with a purchase card, no bidding, from whoever answers first
The website is sam . gov Registration is free. Takes an afternoon. You get a number, you pick the codes for what you sell, and every open contract in the country is searchable
The play he runs:
Search for small purchase requests. An Army base needs 60 office chairs. A VA clinic needs 400 cases of copy paper. A national park needs 12 picnic tables
Find the item at Costco, Sam's, Uline, or a wholesaler
Bid at 40 to 60% over his cost. He wins maybe 1 in 8 because most "real" suppliers don't bother with small orders
Buy the product, ship it or drive it there, submit the invoice
Government pays in 30 days by law. Prompt Payment Act. If they're late they owe you interest
The chairs: a federal building in Texas needed 130 task chairs. He bid $41,000. Costco Business had them at $146 each, $19,000 total. Delivered in 9 days on a rented box truck. Profit $22,000 on one order he found on a Tuesday
His first year: 14 orders won. $312,000 in revenue. $118,000 in profit. Zero employees
"Why doesn't Costco just sell to the government directly?"
Costco doesn't chase $41,000 orders. Big suppliers don't either. The government is required to buy from small businesses and small businesses are too intimidated to register. That gap is the entire business
The one problem: you buy the chairs before the government pays you. That's 30 to 45 days of $19,000 you need up front. He floats every order on 0% business cards. Government pays the invoice, cards get paid, spread stays. He's never used a dollar of his own money and the bank has never charged him interest
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The iPhone 18 Pro Max goes on sale this week. $1,299. You'll buy it. You'll transfer your data. You'll set your wallpaper. You'll open Instagram.
And for the next 3 years you'll use the most advanced smartphone ever built to do the same 5 things you did on the iPhone you're replacing.
A guy who spent 5 years on Apple's iOS engineering team watched his best friend unbox the iPhone 17 Pro Max last year.
Within 10 minutes he was scrolling Twitter. Same apps. Same layout. Same settings. Same phone — with a new case.
He took it out of his hands.
"You just spent $1,199 on the most powerful camera system Apple has ever built — and you're about to shoot on auto mode for the next 3 years. Again."
"This phone has a variable aperture camera. The lens physically opens and closes like a DSLR. It can shoot at ƒ/1.48 in low light and ƒ/4 for sharp landscape depth. No phone has ever done this before. You'll never switch it off auto."
"This phone has a 2nm A20 Pro chip processing trillions of operations per second. You'll use it to load Instagram 0.3 seconds faster."
"This phone has a battery charge limit that adds 2+ years to your battery's lifespan. You'll charge to 100% every night. By year two you'll be paying $99 for a new battery."
"The iPhone 18 Pro Max isn't an upgrade. It's a second chance. A chance to actually use the phone you're paying for."
Here are 11 features most owners will never discover — and exactly how to set up each one:🧵
🚨 NOW: Donald Trump is FURIOUS after Ugandan Mayor Mamdani and AOC laughed while 9/11 victims names were read
“It’s TERRIBLE — the fact they laughed together in a VERY important part of the ceremony was inappropriate!”
I think Mamdani should resign. But we all know he will CLING to power and keep pushing his Islamist propaganda
New York is being overrun with foreign voters, which is the prime reason Mamdani got elected!
WAKE UP AND STOP FORGETTING 9/11 🙏🏻
Mamdani and AOC laughing while names of victims of 9/11 are being read should be in every single campaign ad in every single city in America until November.
This is the Democratic Socialist Party.
They hate you. They hate America.
Blast this everywhere
🚨 BREAKING NEWS! The engineer who created Claude Code from scratch just released a 28-minute video that's pure gold:
how to write prompts that actually deliver ridiculously good results.
I've seen $300 courses that don't even come close to what he explains in the first 10 minutes.
CLAUDE.md files, memory shortcuts, parallel sessions, and prompting patterns that almost no one uses...
All in one single video. Completely free. No fluff.
Whether you're a developer, just starting out, or already been using Claude for months: this changes the game for you starting today.
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Took my family to @SteaknShake tonight for the first time. MAHA meal. Seed oil free. Grass fed, grass finished beef. Beef tallow fries. Real milk milkshake. Kids loved it.
10/10 would recommend 🍔
Fauci took a presidential pardon.
In fact he BEGGED for it.
I'm sorry but, that’s an admission of guilt.
He still gets Secret Service protection, a security clearance, and a $450,000 yearly pension.
Trump needs to end this immediately.
This ghoul is responsible for millions of deaths.
HILARIOUS: President Trump: “When I’m gone, you’re all going to be broke. Your business model is going to be finished… That’s why tonight, to show how much I care about the press and I want to save your ratings, I am pleased to announce my intention to—and this is somewhat of a scoop—my intention to run for a fourth term as President of the United States… I won 3 times, now I’m going to do it again.” *Puts on ‘Trump 2028 Hat*
🚨 BREAKING: CNN is panicking after learning the US Supreme Court is currently considering an emergency appeal by Donald Trump and Solicitor General Sauer to REINSTATE US Postal Service mail-in ballot security rules
Do the RIGHT thing, SCOTUS! Activist Judge Indira Talwani is VASTLY overstepping her authority and siding with election cheaters
A response has been ordered by SCOTUS for mid-week, so we could get a ruling soon
WE NEED SECURE ELECTIONS! 🇺🇸
🚨 JUST IN: Sheridan Gorman's angel mom just dropped this raw truth nuke straight to Democrat members of Congress
"I don't understand why it's only the REPUBLICAN side that cares about our American children!"
"Basically what you just did, what you said was, 'I'm so sorry for your loss. I have a daughter too. I have a son. I feel your pain...'"
"You DON'T feel my pain. Because the next words out of your mouth were, 'BUT.'"
"There's no 'BUT' when your child is in a coffin!"
"And I need you to understand that. And if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here, I'm going to buy you a bench. I'm going to buy. You can put that on the record. I'm going to buy Congress the bench. And they can come and sit and hold my hand and look me in the eye and explain to me why illegal immigrants are more important than my daughter. I really want to know what because I don't understand!"
🚨 WATCH: In a jaw-dropping development, Newsmax is publicly calling for, and actually demanding the arrest of Barack Obama and all of his co-conspirators, including Hillary Clinton, who hatched the plan to overthrow the U.S. government and the will of the American people!