Chino

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[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Yamal on English football after facing Newcastle:

“You receive the ball and it feels like you’ve stolen something. Three players come immediately. I don’t know how technical players like Bruno survive there.”

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@Sage_FCB I’m very certain Case is genuinely one of those players in the game who has no haters

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Casemiro on Luke Shaw's first goal of the season and his emotional farewell:

🗣️ Casemiro:

“It was a happy moment for all of us. I joked with Luke during the celebration and said: 'With all the goals you score in training, you waited until my final game of the season to score your first one?' (Laughs) Honestly, I would've never forgiven him if he finished the season without scoring because I've seen some of the beautiful goals he scores in training.

After the game, everything became emotional for me. The send-off from my teammates. The hugs. The messages. When I got home and saw my wife and children, I was in tears. Because I started thinking about the journey.

I remember watching Manchester United from Madrid before I joined. Sometimes I'd see the midfield getting overrun and think: 'If only I could get on that pitch and help them.' That's how badly I wanted to play for this club.

And now I'm leaving a team that is happy, confident and moving in the right direction. That's what makes me proud. Because I didn't just play for Manchester United. I helped rebuild Manchester United. And that's something I'll carry with me forever.”

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@RomzyUnited Wish we could get a Case regen, much younger. Then enjoy that quality, dedication and commitment for a long, long time

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@Dubix0147 He didn’t just join to collect a wage. He joined to leave a mark. That line, man. The game meant everything to him

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@Chiefofbridge Mission accomplished if you ask me. He left a hero.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@FluxCFC Can remember how he watched us getting overrun in the midfield, then told his agent to tell United he’ll fix it. That mentality 🔥

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@Diego_Leon_hq Well truly miss him. The passion, the dedication he showed is second to none. What a player

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@DexxterUtd Take a look at that passion. This guy gave his all for us. He even knew what the derby meant and took it very seriously

[Dex @DexxterUtd]

Gave everything for the badge ♥️⚽

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@FluxCFC Bruh Lamine had nothing over Mendes. Even Olise found it easier vs Mendes than Lamine

[Flux🥂 @FluxCFC]

🚨🗣️ Breaking: Lamine Yamal responds to Patrice Evra viral interview:

Reporter:

Patrice Evra recently said that in his prime he would "eat you alive." What's your reaction to that?

Lamine Yamal: (smiling confidently)

First of all, I have huge respect for Patrice. He's a legend of the game, a winner, and one of the best left-backs to ever play. I watch old clips of him, the guy was a monster.
But I don’t believe it. Not for a second.

I’ve faced tactical defenders, physical defenders, fast defenders… and I’ve dropped them. Look at Nuno Mendes, one of the quickest and strongest in the world — I got past him multiple times. Even against Atlético or DiMarco, they had to double up just to slow me down.

Dribbling is my language. It’s what I do best. So to Patrice and any defender who thinks they can lock me up in their prime… I promise you, I’ll leave you chasing shadows. Come test me."

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@Diego_Leon_hq I’d like to rewatch that game just to make myself feel good. Especially the penalties 😂

[Diəgo @Diego_Leon_hq]

🚨 Ruud Gullit on Arsenal's Champions League Final display:

🗣️ "Arsenal didn't deserve to win. It's fine to defend and manage a game, but you still need to show some attacking intent."

⚔️ "They started wasting time in the FIRST HALF! Why not push for a second goal instead?"

😱 "Just 24% possession? Jesus Christ! At times, it looked like Bukayo Saka was playing right-back!"

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@UTDRico8 Just know you’re most likely conceding. He’s one of the most dangerous midfielder in the game with the ball at his feet

[𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙤 @UTDRico8]

Never let Manchester United go on a counter attack against your club with Bruno leading the attack.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@UtdKiah Cherki still hasn’t recovered from the rondo in this game 😭

[Kiah @UtdKiah]

This was the spark that started the Carrick era and I won't hear otherwise 🤩😂

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@utdmax31 What goes around comes around. Life comes at you fast

[Maxwell ⼬ @utdmax31]

🚨 Maguire on what happened between him and Gabriel:

“I’m not a bully. But if you have that reputation for being physical, you have to be ready when it comes back at you. That’s football.”

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

@Sage_FCB So yall make players lie about who the best in the world is? Lmao. Boateng preferred Cr7 but you had to shove Messi down his throat 😭

[Sage @Sage_FCB]

🚨 Arturo Vidal on Cristiano Ronaldo's laughing emoji comment on a post about Lionel Messi:

🗣️ I saw the comment and honestly, it made me laugh. Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest players in football history, nobody can take that away from him. That's why I don't understand why he still feels the need to react whenever Messi is being talked about.

You've won everything, broken records, inspired millions and built an incredible legacy. At that level, you shouldn't be worrying about what people say about another player.
Since Messi won the World Cup, I've noticed that every discussion about him seems to attract a reaction from Cristiano's side. Whether people like it or not, that trophy changed the debate for many football fans around the world.

What surprises me is that these moments only create more questions. When you're a global icon, sometimes the best response is no response at all. Let your achievements speak for themselves.
The funny thing is that every time Messi becomes the topic, Cristiano somehow ends up becoming part of the conversation. That's why people keep talking about this rivalry even today.

One emoji isn't going to change football history. Messi's story is already written. What he has achieved in football will be remembered forever, just like Cristiano's achievements will be.
For me, Messi is the greatest player I have ever shared a pitch with. That's my opinion and nothing will change it. But what surprises me is how often Cristiano seems drawn back into the comparison.