CJ Carter

Contributor for @DirtSheetRadio. Short by nature, bald by choice. Sometimes I make jokes, other times I retweet them, also sometimes food posts.

[CJ Carter @CJCarter22]

@mauroranallo I called this five years ago, almost to the day

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PARIS ISTFG I FINALLY GOT THAT PHENOMENAL CHANT OUT OF MY HEAD LIKE, TWO DAYS AGO.

I guess I should’ve known better than to watch Penta/Mysterio with the sound on. #ICTitle

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This man is living his absolute best lifehausen

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

CARDI B-HAUSEN 😈

@iamcardib @WWE

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I mean I would’ve just left it as “Stop Using AI”, but that’s just me

[Pro Wrestling Sim @ProWresSim]

Note to all the real life promoters out there

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That AI abomination was literally stomach churning to watch. #WWENXT

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Was @AustinMRomero staring down @SaquonOffWwe during @mylesborne_wwe’s ring introduction? #WWENXT

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If you’d have told me six months ago that vampire midgets would be at WrestleMania beating up Kit Wilson and carrying The Miz up the ramp all with John Cena watching in the corner, I would’ve told you “Oh so they must’ve signed Danhausen” #WrestleMania

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@Chalupa_95 @VicJosephWWE Fully supportive of this idea

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@DanhausenAD @JohnCena Ahh shoot, you JUST missed him

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The fallout from Vengeance Day is felt as NXT continues the charge toward Stand and Deliver. CJ and Tyler break down this week's edition of #WWENXT! https://t.co/53t1VsZaaB

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@SimonMiller316 Multi-man match. Cody, Drew, Randy, Fatu, hell throw Sami in there too. They’ve had all five guys directly or tangentially linked to each other through 2026, give them all the big stage to shine on

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@thetrueshelby Hopefully the end.

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I missed doing these ❤️

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NXT Rewind - Feb 24/2026 https://t.co/tix1LlXvcc

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Catching up on #WWEUnreal and there’s a part where @BeckyLynchWWE was talking about the line in her new entrance theme “I talk to your ghost every night in my sleep”.

It caught me off guard emotionally and I’ve spent the last 20 minutes dealing with emotional fallout.

[💫Britt to the Nee💫 @BeeRayJones]

Hang it in the Smithsonian….

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I’m bummed out about @JohnCena’s retirement from wrestling tonight.

But today’s also @iammrvandy’s 100th birthday, so maybe things can be bright and cheerful after all.

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@BeeRayJones Starting with himself 😂😂😂

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So either Solo’s mystery opponent is R-Truth or Aldis has been lying to him about being an entrant this whole time.

They’ve announced 15 out of the 16 entrants, so math 🤷‍♂️ but way to get a guy’s hopes up if it’s not. #SmackDown

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Over a decade later and I still clearly hear @MikeWTrapp in my head.

“Yeaaaaah! Shuckle!” @dorkly

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@WWENXT @VicJosephWWE @MrStoneWWE @blakehowardwwe @TheCW If Vic ever developed his own line of candy, I think it would be sold out fast

[Veda Scott @itsvedatime]

Telling people on SNAP to “get a job” instead of asking why folks with jobs in 🇺🇸 cannot afford food?

You’re a bad person 🥰

BUT ALSO food insecurity is horrific & NO ONE should have to deal with it in 2025 - especially those not working, disabled, unhoused, etc

We should be better than this.