Jaac Doduck

Member for Charlottetown • Deputy Prime Minister • Working for the rich!

[Jaac Doduck @CMPDoduck]

fun fact.

i was prime minister

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@charlene_cmp It’s this Ministries position to never apologize

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I would like to formally apologize to @MPQazaqui for breaking his heart and choosing @charlene_cmp over him at this years The Bachelor

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@charlene_cmp Clearly not the same person

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It’s a real shame to hear that the member for Ajax @MPDannyJ wishes to continue the dangerous practice of providing cold soup.

Does he WANT more cold hearted serial killers?

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@charlene_cmp lookin’ snazzy today. Are the sunglasses to hide that she’s secretly a communist?

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For shame! The Nipissing News must fire all Cat-ear communists immediately and return to real journalism

[Nipissing News, Catering and Events @charlene_cmp]

EXCLUSIVE: an anon tip the executives of the newsroom about the possibility of a communist among us. We will investigate this thoroughly while also being mindblowned by these questions

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@charlene_cmp @HQazaqui but im all the way in halifax 🥺👉👈

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two people gave me a ❤️ today. Does this make me The Next Bachelor.

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@HQazaqui @charlene_cmp My heart is priceless

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@charlene_cmp Creme of broccoli with bacon and bread!

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Makin’ some post-parliamentary soup!

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lula para presidente!

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Anyone who claims this government is anti-global south clearly hasn’t seen this picture

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mega cringe constitutionalism

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Who needs a constitution anyways

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im talking to you @HuaofCMP

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@HuaofCMP i said abolish not cut your pay