CORE Consultants

LAND DEVELOPMENT \ ENERGY \ PUBLIC INFRASTRUCTURE

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Current AutoCAD status:

47 layers
15 references files
8 coffee cups
3 mental breakdowns
1 prayer circle

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No one:
AutoCAD: crashes
Me: I was about to save
AutoCAD: I know

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Developers: Can’t you just make the detention pond smaller

Engineer: Can’t you just make it rain less

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Engineers have two modes of explaining things: explaining it like you’re a PhD candidate in engineering, or explaining it like you’re five. There is no in-between. “Well, you see, the coefficient of…actually Nevermind. Water goes whoosh

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Civil engineering student evolution:

Year 1: I want to build skyscrapers!

Year 4: If this parking lot drainage plan doesn’t get approved I will certifiably lose my sh*t

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Working with engineers is watching someone spend 45 minutes perfecting the alignment of bullets in a PowerPoint while the office is literally on fire

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Architect-Engineer Collab:

Architect: The building needs to float
Engineer: The ground exists
Architect: But aesthetics
Engineer: But gravity

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HR: How would you describe your ideal work environment

Engineers: One where nobody asks me to describe my ideal work environment

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Permit reviewer’s response timeline:

Day 1-29: Complete silence
Day 30: Please adjust the font size on Sheet C 47
Day 31-59: More silence
Day 60: New comments, please respond within 24 hours

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Marketing: We could make our brand more fun!

Engineers: We’ve analyzed the coefficient of fun and determined it’s within acceptable parameters

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Things that give engineers anxiety:

Unaligned objects
The word ‘roughly’
Spontaneous lunch invites

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If your khakis aren’t wrinkle-free, are you even an engineer?

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Another week, another warm welcome! Michael Goodhue joins our growing team with 17 years of experience in land development & urban infrastructure. We’re excited about the incredible talent joining us. Welcome, Michael! #WelcomeToTheTeam #TeamGrowth #NewHire

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We're hiring a Technology Manager at CORE Consultants! Lead innovation and optimize tech across departments. If you have experience in programming, software management, BIM, and Civil 3D, apply today!

Learn more and apply on our website here: https://t.co/ow5RYNl2FN

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Our team is growing! Say hi to our newest Project Engineer, Rachel. With her expertise and fresh perspective, we’re looking forward to the great things we’ll accomplish together. Welcome to CORE, Rachel!

#WelcomeRachel #NewHire #TeamGrowth

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Big congratulations to Kaley and Justine for their well-deserved wins at the Elevate HR Awards event hosted by Mile High SHRM! 🙌 Kaley was named HR Professional of the Year, and Justine won Recruiter of the Year!

#TeamExcellence #ElevateHRAwards #HRLeaders

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To our clients, partners, employees, and friends: Happy Thanksgiving from CORE Consultants!

#GratitudeAtOurCore #CivilEngineering #LiveYourCore

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Did you know that women only make up around 10-14% of the AEC workforce, yet their leadership is shaping the future of the industry? We're proud to have strong women leaders who are breaking barriers and inspiring the next generation in AEC.

#WomenInAEC #EmpoweringWomen

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As if you needed more reason to go for CORE. Some of CORE’s employee benefits!

#CivilEngineering #EmployeeBenefits #DesignEngineer #ProjectManagement #SmallFirm #Englewood