MummyTripleP

Anything but predictable

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Thank you, Cristiano. You inspired a generation.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

2030. We go again.

[MummyTripleP @courage_b]

@Theoladeledada Not sure if I'll get help for the balance 88k but it I'm trusting GOD...

[MummyTripleP @courage_b]

@Theoladeledada He has been coming to the house to ask for his money. I heard him telling his brother that we won't like what he would do if his rent is not available by Wednesday.. I stopped my POS business for a while now because of the accident my husband has. We used all the money for bills

[MummyTripleP @courage_b]

@Theoladeledada 88000.

[MummyTripleP @courage_b]

@Toribabieegirl OMO

[MummyTripleP @courage_b]

Sigh.

[‏ِ @karoblaqx]

God ease me of my worries and sadness man. i try my best. i rlly do.

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Happy new year!
Signed the Biggest ❤️🦅

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

No funerals all 2026, Lord please continue to protect my loved ones.

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Retweet this tweet if you never buy christmas clothes

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Lagos!! See you soon ❤️🦅

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

New doc premiering on @HBO.
Dec 11th! 🦅 #WizkidLongLiveLagos 🇳🇬

[Emma ik Umeh (Tcee )🇳🇬 @emmaikumeh]

Pls Rt and also tweet it. We need help.
Nigeria is bleeding

[AUTA🥹 @___Bils]

OUR DAUGHTERS ARE MISSING.

SCHOOLGIRLS KIDNAPPED IN KEBBI.

DO NOT SCROLL.

PLEASE SHARE TO RAISE AWARENESS.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

THIS YEAR IS MY LAST YEAR BEING BROKE!!! PASS IT ON!

[MummyTripleP @courage_b]

@UnkleAyo His Instagram page is just as wild😯

[MummyTripleP @courage_b]

@GucciStarboi Happy birthday

[C.👸🏾😌✊🏾 @thaGOALdigger]

Whether she just there for a fun time or a long time, I LOVE this for her!!

[MummyTripleP @courage_b]

Bruh 😭

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Unfortunate greetings to you egbon eleke shigidi, olopolo lilo alagomeji @seyilaw1

Let's start with some current affairs.

Peter Obi is barely a decade older than you and before he became Governor 19 years ago, in 2006 - he was chairman of 11 companies home and abroad.

He sat on the board of 3 top commercial banks, was chairman of one - before he became Governor.

You on the other hand, started your career in that same year - 19 years after, only two highlights:

- nkro nko nko, nkro nko nko, nkrokodile
- Macaroni featuring you in a skit.

You sit there malformed facially, aesthetically and mentally - two wristwatches burdened with the misfortune of tracking how many brain cells you rot out in decay whenever you open your mouth.

"Peter Obi will never get my support" from this sagging proglotide is the funniest comedy line you've ever uttered.

In your household, you cannot even win "father of the year" - of what political relevance are you?

We're asking horned animals to step forward, the snail is waving it's tentacles.

Without the presidency, Obi's legacy will always be littered across the 36 states of the country - but you need this decaying system to remain because it means job security for you.

- a failed comedy career,
- too old to learn tech,
- and too stupid to start dropshipping from China.

So, whatever keeps the hope of the S.A job is necessary.

Oh and by the way, even though there's nothing funny about you - Happy 20 years anniversary on stage.

You know what, scratch that - the only thing funny about you is that a woman married you.

Women will always be women, they'll marry anything.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This woman has shown immense strength.