CO Val

Investor | All value is relative | Centennial state

[CO Val @COValueInv]

This ad targeting is offensive.

[CO Val @COValueInv]

Some days you realize you only have “Frick You” money not “Fuck You” money and that difference means everything.

[CO Val @COValueInv]

@danorlovsky7 There shouldn’t penalties in OT is such a wild take.

[CO Val @COValueInv]

Wow how generous of Qatar. Surely there is nothing expected in return.

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

So the fact that the Defense Department is getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE, of a 747 aircraft to replace the 40 year old Air Force One, temporarily, in a very public and transparent transaction, so bothers the Crooked Democrats that they insist we pay, TOP DOLLAR, for the plane. Anybody can do that! The Dems are World Class Losers!!! MAGA

From Donald Trump Truth Social 05/11/25 08:42 PM

[CO Val @COValueInv]

Oh boy, the External Revenue Service gonna have a hell of a time enforcing this one.

[CO Val @COValueInv]

This is my quant.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

.@AGPamBondi highlights the key accomplishments of the DOJ including saving 258 million lives through fentanyl seizures during the first 100 days of the Trump administration.

[VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags]

I might need to shut this account down. 😆

Nothing a VC can say will ever be more self-aggrandizing about the profession than this.

[CO Val @COValueInv]

I just wish there were signs this guy is a complete fucking moron.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: He had MS-13 on his knuckles, tattooed!

MORAN: That was photoshopped

TRUMP: Terry, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. I picked you. But you're not being very nice.

[CO Val @COValueInv]

So the plan is to reshore low skill manufacturing jobs while shrinking the working age population?

[Cardiff Garcia @CardiffGarcia]

Included in David Kelly's latest missive about the end of American economic exceptionalism is that JPMAM projects an outright decline in the 18-64 population because of falling net immigration: https://t.co/IHQAjOk1TZ

[CO Val @COValueInv]

BREAKING: Arsonist complaining that fire department not responding fast enough.

[Nick Timiraos @NickTimiraos]

Trump: “Powell’s termination cannot come fast enough.”

[CO Val @COValueInv]

Word

[CO Val @COValueInv]

I think this is mostly right. This admin is underestimating the willingness of others to overlook their own self interests to screw the Americans.

[Cullen Roche @cullenroche]

Why bond yields are rising?

IMO the simplest answer is that the whole world is boycotting our stuff. It's not just bonds. It's all of our stuff.

[CO Val @COValueInv]

When DOGE checks sir?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Musk: We anticipate savings in FY26 from reduction of waste and fraud by $150 billion.

[CO Val @COValueInv]

Art of The Repeal

[CO Val @COValueInv]

Dafuq is this?

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

This was brilliantly executed by @realDonaldTrump. Textbook, Art of the Deal.

[CO Val @COValueInv]

At the end of this, we may not own anything… but at least we owned the libs.

[CO Val @COValueInv]

BREAKING NEWS: We have allies.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

🚨 BESSENT: U.S. COULD APPROACH CHINA AS A GROUP WITH ALLIES

[CO Val @COValueInv]

Trump, liberating us all from capital gains. #blessed

[CO Val @COValueInv]

Trump, liberating us all from capital gains. #blessed

[CO Val @COValueInv]

Call me old fashioned but aren't growth stocks supposed to grow?

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

$TSLA - TESLA SHARES FALL 4.8% PREMARKET AFTER Q1 DELIVERIES FALL 13%

[CO Val @COValueInv]

What correction?