Chris P.

Recovering Floridian living in Los Angeles. Sometimes host on @CBCast. NFL, Football, Craft Beer, Guitar, & Tech Geek

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

You gotta do a better job advertising these things @Dodgers - Totally would have rolled up to this game tonight

[MLB @MLB]

The Dodgers unveil a special edition Lumpia Bucket for tonight's Filipino Heritage Night 👀

(📸 via @Dodgers)

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

@mikecwright They really should've done a better job of advertising this. I live in LA and totally would have hit this game. Shame. Going here over bobblehead night every time

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

@rynrrck @Joshcbc Just started the series. Pretty good so far. If you’re a Taika Waititi fan this is a no brainer.

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

This is a real conversation in LA right now.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA googling if they can still go to brunch during a hurricane.

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

@caseyayers These conversations are legit happening in LA right now. However, we have a local beach bar saying they’ll give happy hour prices all day if you wear a poncho on Sunday. HH price for all if the power goes out. Boss level stuff for LA

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

Tip for streaming services: 1) Add a Shuffle feature for TV shows that don’t matter which order you watch like IASIP, Seinfeld. 2) Add a feature to sort movies by Theatrical Release Date! New Releases, scroll, movie released in 1975. That’s not new @netflix @hulu @StreamOnMax

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

!!!Brilliant!!!

[Eric Stangel @EricStangel]

Zuckerberg should rename Threads “Twitter”

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

I have zero interest in Oppenheimer until I can watch it at home over 3 days. I’m too old for three-hour long movies. I’ll do Barbie instead #YellsAtCloud

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

I got in one little wreck and @geico got scared
And said “We’re doubling your yearly premium and if you’re leavin’, we don’t care”

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

Are you paying? #Receipts

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s more about treating everyone equally. There shouldn’t be a different standard for celebrities imo.

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

@caseyayers Pasadena is near Mt Wilson. Mt Wilson is nearly 6,000 feet in elevation. This is not a picture of Pasadena. Crazy Internet. 🤷‍♂️

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

Pasadena is near Mt Wilson. Mt Wilson is nearly 6,000 feet in elevation. This is not a picture of Pasadena.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

This is happening… near Pasadena. 😳

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

GOAT social team

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

new s̶c̶r̶i̶p̶t̶ season.

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

That was probably the least entertaining 38-35 football game ever played.

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

Poof

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Where have all the crypto ads gone?

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

Team ❌

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Ok. Gen X ad tally:

Safety Dance
Human League
Indiana Jones
Clueless
Michael Keaton Batman
Caddyshack
Zoolander.

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

In response, David Gilmour re-records Dark Side of the Moon with nothing but guitar solos. I’d buy it.

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Roger Waters says he's re-recording Dark Side of the Moon to spite his bandmates. So we took Roger out of Dark Side of the Moon.

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

@kbyram We got what we asked for. “Why can’t I just pay a la carte for the things I want to watch?”

[Chris P. @cpsocal]

NO - Can we please go back to overpaying for 390 channels that we don’t watch as long as it comes in one convenient bill each month?

[Film Devotion @FilmDevotion]

MGM+ to be relaunched in January 2023.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

White Men Can't Jump trailer with Jack Harlow