Captain Peachfuzz

Screenwriter. Film Critic. Avid bad movie watcher.

[Captain Peachfuzz @CPeachfuzz]

Chum - Start of a dangerous trend, low budget horror using AI to save having to hire a VFX team. Garbage looking AI shark, everything feels soulless. Acting is lifeless, writing might as well be from ChatGPT. AVOID AT ALL COST!

#horror #moviereview #AI

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iron lung robloxrant style movie review. i think i might have the voice set too high.

#roblox #robloxrant #moviereview #ironlung #horror #markiplier

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Iron Lung - Does very little to explain the lore or what exactly is going on. With a runtime over 2 hours this thing drags and mostly bores. Why is he doing this? Why is this important? Why should we care? RENT.

#ironlung #moviereview #horror

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@bootyswagga @YEBshow_ he knew she was allergic to water and he still did it!!!! cancel this man.

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GET OVER HERE! It's time to read my FULL REVIEW for MORTAL KOMBAT 2!

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It took so long to post this review, I think it might be out on VOD already.

#mortalkombat2 #mortalkonmbat #MovieNews #moviereview

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Desert Warrior - Never seen such a strong start, reminding me of Road Warrior, then shits the bed, literally becoming the most boring parts of Avatar 3. Not to mention our lead vanishes from the film about halfway through. SKIP!
#moviereview #movie

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Mermaid - Not your mom's Splash. Mermaid here is grotesque, purposely so. Drug addict, socially awkward, deadbeat dad finds an injured mermaid, nursing it back to health, while making it his girlfriend. So yeah, this movie is awesome! SEE IT!
#horror

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Mother Mary - If you ever wondered what a lesbian love story about a ghost dress where everyone talked in metaphors would be like, well do I have a movie for you. If that isn't what you're looking for then SKIP!

#Horror #moviereviews #film #A24

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Lee Cronin's The Mummy - Extremely boring, typical Conjuring movie story beats, until the end where is just becomes Evil Dead, but even that couldn't save this. SKIP!!!

#horror #horrormovie #moviereview #themummy

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Buffet Infinity (2026) - Less a movie and more like an idea for a 10-minute short but somehow became over 90 minutes. I like the concept of an ever-expanding buffet, but this drags and gets old fast. RENT.

#moviereview #horror

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Faces of Death (2026) - Identical to the film American Sweatshop, where that film leaned more thriller, this is an all-out slasher. However, it wasn't nearly as graphic or gory as you'd expect with a film using this title. RENT.

#horror #moviereview
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Death Cycle - Director has a thing for killers in motorcycle helmets, marking this as his 3rd one. With a clear talent, film delivers on great kills/gore but lacks a budget and a strong script to support it. RENT.

#horror #moviereview #horrormovies

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@bootyswagga Ever have Sixlets Chocolate Candy? Used to get them at the gas station all the time.

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Season 2 of Your Friends & Neighbors really knows what the fans want to see, less of the whole crime thing and more episodes dealing with his ex-wife's menopause.

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@PapaNeedPizza @ironmouse pizza papa, the nickname he got when his papa would shove pizzas up his ass.

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@Deleteuser11 @ironmouse seeing how mentally ill you are and your inability to string a sentence together, you might be right.

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They Will Kill You - A gore filled blast, reminiscent of a Tarantino film but at his most extreme. Like if the focus was less on great dialogue but the over the top kills and fight scenes. Super fun watch, SEE IT!

#moviereview #horror #film #horrorfans

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@ironmouse oh no, mouse is getting too powerful!

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I sent a pitch to Tubi last month since they were looking for horror scripts. After watching Hive, Tubi's attempt at horror, I officially rescind my pitch. Terrible movie. SKIP!

#horror #screenplay #tubi #Movieoffer #moviereview

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Undertone - Insanely boring with zero scares, like if they remade the first Paranormal Activity movie, but instead of watching it, you only hear it. Expect predictable loud noises and jump scare dream sequences. SKIP!

#horror #moviereview #undertone
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