Colin Peterson

I remember the last time you had a party, I found you face down in a puddle wearing a pointy hat and singing a song about goblins.

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

@kayestarley that's good then Angel - if it is a him then he's a Very Lucky Man - you enjoy :) xx

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

@kayestarley My pleasure Young Lady :) And I hope he's a nice distraction lol X

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

@vallethor same to you MP #HappyMonday ;)

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

@kayestarley Glad to hear it KS - it's always nice to see you tweeting :) X

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

There's a first time for everything...... Except deja vu #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

My new girlfriend said she wanted a fairytale romance, so I locked her in a tower #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

@kayestarley one tries ones best Ma'am - how are things with You KS ??? X

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

@kayestarley that's ok then lol xx

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

Whats Blue and Fluffy? ..... Pink Fluff Holding Its Breath #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

@kayestarley are you calling me a Twit Ma'am ;)

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

I used to live in a treehouse with my best friend....But we fell out #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

I hate mates that constantly brag about how many girls they've slept with....I wouldn't do it, I'd be here All Day #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

Today I got the wife one of those safety devices specifically to help women drivers avoid accidents.... A bus pass #thewife #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

I always feel a little guilty watching the wife do all the housework by herself....So I go to the pub #thewife #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

#FF @kathryndburns @kayestarley @tmittoo1 @DaveMorecambeF1 @vallethor If you are going to follow anyone then follow these great people

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

Did you hear about the hungry clock..... It went back four seconds #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

I recently discovered a secret ingredient to make the perfect tortilla.... I'm keeping it under wraps for now though #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

If you say 'gullible' really slowly it sounds like orange... #boomboom

[Colin Peterson @CPis69]

@ceesav @westernshores @1_pinkped @mauginog @honeyticketyboo @kacidama @jonrivins @heckmonwyke @craigd92 @melonhead999 Nice One Jean #FF