Matt Crump

230k+ on IG 🦄 Artist

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@TheICHpodcast Sociopaths interviewing sociopaths

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@TexasGymJock

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@JFedd99 @beyoncegarden So you chose to be straight?

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@DANIELINCAPS Not you judging gays while humblebragging about banging a DL dude. Girl bye.

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@JaouadKaoukabi @TheJoeySwoll He "did nothing wrong" except break the law, moron

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@HamskyHbb This is the most cringe thing I've ever read

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@beyoncegarden A prank? Girl this is a felony

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@styledinred This is ai, dumbass 😘

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@PJaccetturo It may be the best ai short ever, but if you think it's "one of the best shorts in years," then you haven't watched enough non-ai shorts.

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@Janet8001252 This is so painfully fake. It depresses me that people watch this absolute dogshit.

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@SomaKazima2 "It felt dead inside. You might be the next American Idol."

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@The_RomaArmy 88k twitter followers counts as famous?

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@Mappy6984 I'm sorry that your childhood was so rough that you grew into a man who makes fun of women on the internet

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@PiedmontPokerT @beyoncegarden You literally see the driver glance and stare at the screen while driving, dumbass. Don't @ me.

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@jasmineterrel17 @beyoncegarden Do I actually need to explain why this is dangerous? Her eyes are fixed on the screen...

WHILE 👏 SHE'S 👏 DRIVING

Anytime the driver's eyes are not on the road while the car is in motion, it's dangerous. Just like texting while driving. F'ing duh. This app scares me sometimes.

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@folatheicon This sucks

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@blueskypinit Another fake engagement bait video making you watch until the very end.

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@KathleenWinche3 @IndianaGPA Why, because she won?

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@kathyAnn70 @5am1am_6 Touch grass and stop screaming at strangers on the internet about cats

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@TrenchesBoy_ I ain't watching all that