Chris

[Chris @cssvt]

@Axiom_exe @dom_lucre I think the Muslim conversion is a more recent thing. And she says it’s because he instructed her to. I started following shortly after she got her first hijab from Amazon.

[Chris @cssvt]

Been following this lady for like 6 months and finally it’s reached a climax. What a day.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This woman claims Hollywood actor Shia LaBeouf randomly walked up to her car and accused her of stalking him and coming up to his house. He demanded for her to stop.

[Chris @cssvt]

@KenPaxtonTX There’s crime, disorder and lawlessness in red counties all across this state…including due to your own meddling. Try another line, you joke.

[Chris @cssvt]

@GregAbbott_TX We know you well enough to know you’ll let them do whatever they want and you’re just saying this for votes you empty bag.

[Chris @cssvt]

Has Uruguay simply tried *biting* their opponent to get the upper hand?

[Chris @cssvt]

@GregAbbott_TX Imagine being this openly dumb about how something works and then being confident enough about it to put it on your timeline. 😂

[Chris @cssvt]

@GregAbbott_TX I hope you catch a flat.

[Chris @cssvt]

Someone should let @FIFAWorldCup know that these empty ass seats right at midfield are a TERRIBLE look. Greed is ugly.

[Chris @cssvt]

MattVP! #Braves

[Chris @cssvt]

@GregAbbott_TX Got a whole ass city in your state about to be without water due to this shit and you’re making more useless pics with it. Smh

[Chris @cssvt]

Calling Talarico radical is fuckin insane. 😂😂

[Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX]

Thank you, Texas. Together, we just made history.

Now, we must unite to defeat the most well-funded, radical Democrat in America. Join my team and donate to get in the fight: https://t.co/rQl0P2UnWU

[Chris @cssvt]

@KenPaxtonTX I’d rather elect neither of you stupid fucks but here we are.

[Chris @cssvt]

The world isn’t ready for Bryce Elder, Cy Young winner for the Atlanta #Braves 😏

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Bobby Cox throwing a first pitch and getting ejected was perfect ❤️ https://t.co/S94SxBvyve

[Chris @cssvt]

@KenPaxtonTX He ain’t gonna endorse you, lil bro.

[Chris @cssvt]

@cynthiadickey @GregAbbott_TX Staged was my initial reaction. Like the previous ones. But this one was handled WAY differently. As in “in the way you’d expect.”

[Chris @cssvt]

@cynthiadickey @GregAbbott_TX Thought so too but this time he seems to have reacted like a normal person would in this situation. I’d guess he got some lessons but I think he’s probably too dumb to follow them if he had so….

[Chris @cssvt]

Weird. Mine seem to have been ignored.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Prayers have been answered for the safety of President Trump, the First Lady, cabinet members, and all guests at the event.

Many thanks to the U.S. Secret Service for their swift, decisive action to neutralize the threat and protect all in attendance. May God continue to bless and protect our great nation.

[Chris @cssvt]

Hokit cutting WWE promos. I’m fuckin dead. 😂😂

[Chris @cssvt]

@KenPaxtonTX I knew you were dumb but I didn’t realize you were so dumb to believe anything Elon musk says. Embarrassing, really. 😂😂 Big yikes.