Champaign Urbana Mass Transit District

Providing transportation to students and citizens of Champaign-Urbana since 1947. Tweet/DM us with any questions or complaints! -parody account-

[Champaign Urbana Mass Transit District @cumtd]

to fight man spreading, we'll be installing a sentient ai on our buses that cuts off your dick if you take up too much of the seat,, thank you for your patience while we address this pressing topic

[Champaign Urbana Mass Transit District @cumtd]

we've been seeing a lot of hipsters wearing doc martens as winter boots and would just like to announce that yall are gonna get frost bite this year for real

[Champaign Urbana Mass Transit District @cumtd]

We want your opinion: What should we arm our drivers with to keep freshman behind the white line?

[Champaign Urbana Mass Transit District @cumtd]

@PaceSuburbanBus wishes she was me

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hewwo???? mr bus dwiver? are u thewe? i’m so cowld :,,(

[Champaign Urbana Mass Transit District @cumtd]

today we learn: sometimes you should check the names and tweets of an account before @ ing it. some of us love chaos and having no affiliation to the cumtd

[Champaign Urbana Mass Transit District @cumtd]

having a panic attack on one of our busses? don’t worry! the bus will start to get louder and smellier until you die!

[Champaign Urbana Mass Transit District @cumtd]

Was your bus late? That’s okay, try this life hack, we call it “walking”