Carrie Smith

@orderedlist's wife...because let's face it, if you know me, that's probably how

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@robsco10 @chuckecheese @orderedlist you guys are the best cousins ever. I'm sure you're giving him a better birthday than we would.

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@karentrox that's on our to do list today too and I'm not looking forward to it even one little bit.

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@oaknd1 that reminds me that I have a whole bag of Reece's trees...but I'd have to walk upstairs to get them. Can she come bring me mine ?

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@lizsmc1 @NuniesWife @kfuja ...unless I already ate them all...(which I haven't but I will pretend to have in order to not have to share)

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"All Day Breakfast" @McDonalds and all they have is McMuffins, Hotcakes, and a Burrito? I've never felt more lied to in my entire life.

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T minus 3 hours until we drop the Disney bomb on our children.

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A "Lord of the Rings" marathon on TNT is putting all of the things on my to do list for today in jeopardy.

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@NuniesWife I just saw this! Hahaha! That would have been super awkward to do in front of a literal boatload of people in broad daylight!

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Have to pee. On a boat. Hitting all the bumps. Send help.

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Visiting Canada was great but I'm happy to be back in the land of MPH, °F, and the $USD.

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There is only a minimal amount of life that I'm willing to participate in today.

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64° and rainy on June 29th? This weather can bite me 😡

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@janeoak1 did you take a picture?

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Me: Ryann! Look at all your curls!
Jackson: Maybe someday she can use them to attract some men.

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@karentrox Thanks Karen!!

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@jesselamb fine...he can keep his backwards checkmarks! :)

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@jesselamb Jackson is left handed and he makes his check marks backward. The sight of it makes me cringe.

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One cannot live on red licorice alone. But one can try.

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It seems silly to use a 40% off coupon on a 59¢ item....but it also seems silly *not* to use the coupon.

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@NuniesWife Steve and I had a good laugh last night about Ryann's chances to win it all.