cadavinci 🇨🇴

il mondo

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

Godspeed

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

The law of goya

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

next time youre feeling down, remember this.

your mom ruthlessly vetted men until she found the best one...your dad.

your dad ejaculated 2500 times before having you (15 years of ejaculating 150 times a year), each time with 300 million sperm.

on the night you really dont want to think about, your mom's egg chose your dad's single sperm out of 300 million sperm.

you are more than 1 in a billion, you are 1 IN 750 BILLION SPERM.

if your mom vetted 10+ men before finding your dad, you are 1 in 75 TRILLION.

you are the chosen one. you are here for a purpose. don't waste it.

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Hold up!
EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

@JackDorsey0x Literally

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

@solomonakwijoro @eagleseyeinc U r homosexual

[David Gregorio Rodríguez G. @K1nGregor]

Me acuerdo de haber visto esto en TV como si fuera la final del mundial.

Qué hijueputa AURA.

[J Dueñas @jorgeduenas96]

Cuando mi Dr Vargas Lleras casi se estrella en Sandoná

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

Me prueba

[Camilo Barreto @TheWonderFake]

Que Uribe hubiera apoyado a Santos y no a Vargas Lleras en 2010, ha sido uno de los peores errores en la política contemporánea

[Andrés Gaviria @AndresGaviriaC]

Cuando había nivel….

Lastima que este país vota tan perversamente

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Imagine monitoring the situation from the Burger King internet corner

[Reader Justus ☦️ @ReaderJustus]

in serbia you can go to church and see nikola tesla charging a rasengan

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

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[spor @sporadica]

i think about this tweet every day

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

Jajajaj

[Chiqui Mafia @chiquimafia__]

para crearlas usaron Falopa, flores y muchos colores 🗣️

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

El tano pasman, un ídolo descanse en paz

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

@JackDorsey0x @ShibbleMaNibble @CrYpTo_HoLD88 @NOT_U_0x @brian_armstrong Wen 2nd flip

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

@JackDorsey0x Wen geoff?

[cadavinci 🇨🇴 @Cadavinci]

@YazanXBT Pond0x gmi?