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the song that was playing when i lost my virgin was boom boom pow by black eyed peas

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@t3ddydotcom bro don’t be mean to oscar i’m sure he is trying his best

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i need $3 for mcdonald’s apple pie my paypal is in my bio please paypal sugar daddy sugar momma mommy mummy sugar baby

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sugar mommy sugar mummy money sugar baby cash

[cal @cailinisntjesus]

money sugar daddy i need cash money sugar baby daddy

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@southam_ben was clapped, didnt get to register for my classes until like 4 hours after i was meant to

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this didn’t happen i made it up but i think it would be funny if it did

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international simp spam me so much he owes almost $600 to his phone company

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if i was on the voice and the ONLY mf to turn around was tom jones,,, i would jsut go home i hate him

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mfs be like “im street smart” and then have a RUMPUS ROOM

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@t3ddydotcom us at formal

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@t3ddydotcom hi i dig in ground

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ok but unitonically michael vegas kind of a good actor

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it will be impossible to gaslight me because im a super genius and i remember everything ever

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@t3ddydotcom im pretty sure this is about eurovision but didnt a cable car crash and kill like 15 ppl in italy

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@macandplsgoaway yeah lolz

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@macandplsgoaway scott morrison does not fuck

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@liamlikesmusicc @LiIDoonDoon not based of u

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@macandplsgoaway not based

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@macandplsgoaway thats how it always starts, ur history teacher will show him the way

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@macandplsgoaway that kid is our comrade