California Burrito

I have fries inside!

[California Burrito @caliburrito]

THEY SAY IM MATURE FOR MY AGE DOE -- RT @L1LDebbie: I'm looking for a nice young California burrito

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PIMP GAME OFFISH -- RT @hikimballler: will prostitute myself for a california burrito with steak

[Omar Nava @OmarXNava]

At this point I'd rather have a California burrito than a career.

#Hungry
#NBCStandUp

[California Burrito @caliburrito]

Just had myself. Dayum, I'm good.

[California Burrito @caliburrito]

If you were wondering, it's about 70/30 mostly women who tweet me. #aymami

[California Burrito @caliburrito]

I bet you feel unsatisfied...and less gassy. #boring -- RT @s0ylatte_: I really wanted a california burrito but i ate a bagel

[California Burrito @caliburrito]

Saw your profile pic, #cutecouplealert
RT @xoxmads96: I just ordered myself a California burrito and a chicken quesadilla #livinglarge

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In the burrito streets, we say "urrday" -- RT @jakesesti: I eat a California burrito every day

[Partyboiee ✌ @partyboieee]

I want a California burrito

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#BOOTYCALL #IMCOMING --
RT @sydneyyrianna: I want a California burrito right now

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BE A HOUDINI AND MAKE IT ALL DISAPPEAR. #MAGICSTICK --
RT @kvnasty: This California burrito is magic in my mouth

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STORY. OF. MY. LIFE. --
RT @_DEANSKII: Turning this california burrito into a throwup burrito

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DON'T BE SHY MA. --
RT @fannyGONEwild: i lowkey want a cali burrito rn.

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SUUUURPRISE!!!! - RT @meggers_x: Someone rang my doorbell. When I opened the door a Cali. burrito was on my front porch. #goodthingsdohappen

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#TOOTHIRSTY -- RT @KornBread_YO: I really want a Cali burrito.

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NÚMERO UNO TERRORISTS THREAT. -- RT @lexiepoohtho: A cali burrito sounds bomb right now

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YOU'LL BE BACK PAPÍ. --
RT @PcMnSmth: Had my first Cali burrito. So good!

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I FINALLY GOT A JOB!!! --
RT @georgesito: Bout to go to work on this Cali burrito!!! http://t.co/JahHoxOE