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[AMP Agent ⚡ @CallMeAgent00]

Fuck you Keith. You conveniently cut out the date. Well why don’t you look at that. No really, FUCK YOU. AND FUCK ANDREA BARGNANI.

He was as averaging 6 ppg and 2rpg. YES, 2 REBOUNDS… IN Brooklyn that year. You couldn’t see satire if it hit you in the face. An absolute imbecile, you are.

So tell me Keith, can you qualify for the NBA allstar game putting up those numbers. No seriously.. is 19% from 3 considered allstar numbers from a stretch big?

That was thankfully his last year in the league. He went to Europe the next year and did worse. A first overall pick let me remind you. So yeah… I don’t really fucking understand what about bargnani’s time at the Raptors is worth reminiscing about. Unless of course we enjoyed the hope and subsequent misery that followed. This post fucking sucks, you fucking suck and the Raptors are 2019 champs 🫡

Fuck you.

[Agent Updates @Agent00update]

Agent and Dantes rage-baiting Jynxzi and Mooda 😭

[yoxic @yoxics]

Agent says he felt insulted when Facebook tried offering him a signing bonus of $300 to post on their app

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

AGENT TRICKED DAVIS INTO THINKING SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE AMP CRIB 😂

[StreamsEra @StreamersEra]

Cinna pulled up to the AMP house for the first time in 2 years and Agent showed her his pet koi fish 😂❤️

- Koi Cenat
- Koi Dennis
- Koivis
- Koinem
- Koi 00
- KoiNxtDoor

[GO VISION🔭 @GoVisionX]

Agent dumps Cinna and Bonnie into the pool after the food wars they did and they were EXTREMELY UPSET😂

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

DUKE ANNOUNCED THERE WILL BE NO AMP POOL PARTY THIS YEAR ☹️

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

AGENT IS SO PROUD OF HOW KAI IS SPREADING THE LOVE TO ALL THE SMALL STREAMERS 🥹

[StreamsEra @StreamersEra]

Agent kept it real with Jaylen Brown while he was giving his reason to why he should be a professor at Streamer University 😭👀

“Kai Cenat doesn’t know what any of that means, you gotta say something he’ll understand — talk about the Knicks or just mention chopped cheese”

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

AGENT CANT BELIEVE RAKAI DISGUISE TO GET IN STREAMER UNIVERSITY 😭

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

AGENT SUBMITTED HIS STREAMER U APPLICATION DIRECTLY TO KAI 😭

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

AGENT WAS SHOCKED SEEING DUKE CRASH HIS NEW FERRARI 😂

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

AGENT’S LIFE JOURNEY FROM 4 YEARS OLD TO 30 🥹

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

STOP SENDING AGENT YOUR STREAMER UNIVERSITY APPLICATIONS 😂

[yoxic @yoxics]

Agent was getting overwhelmed by the amount of people sending their Streamer University applications to him, only to reveal that Kai Cenat is the one who chooses students and professors 😭

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

AGENT THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING ARRESTED YESTERDAY AFTER THE NBA FINALS 😂

[Agent Updates @Agent00update]

NYPD provides Agent00 with his own security detail after he get mobbed by fans after Knicks loss👀

[yoxic @yoxics]

Agent got back stage access as an NBA analyst to ask Karl-Anthony Towns the challenge of facing Victor Wembanyama ahead of Game 3 of the NBA Finals at MSG via @Twitch 😳🔥

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

FANUM & AGENT IN NEW YORK FOR THE NBA FINALS 🗽