Tom Calvocoressi

Sub-editor and writer, mainly on visual art – also sings, cooks, walks, and procrastinates about getting a dog. Goes mudlarking sometimes🏳️‍🌈

[Tom Calvocoressi @Calvomatic]

@bushontheradio Plane tree seeds!

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@OrevaZSN They're directly linked to any WhatsApp contacts - same company

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@whippletom And such reassuring smallprint too 😂

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@awwheyuu It's directly and problematically linked to Whatsapp contacts

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@Matthew37388008 Haha - not sure most people are getting the satire!

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@PhilipHensher Yes - but I am a sub (editor...). I think the Americans may do it differently though!

[Tom Calvocoressi @Calvomatic]

@monteDDR What about a really heavy wig?

[cameron 🔥 @camruined]

Your favourite English teacher and the little gay boy she lets sit in the classroom with her over lunch as she marks her papers have only gone and done it.

Absolutely insane game and season. DESERVED 👏🏼 #TheTraitors

[Roshana 🦴 @RoshanaMN]

As an Iranian & liberal, I don’t know how to say this any clearer:

Stop making the Iranian revolution about who YOU like or don’t like politically in the west.

U either support freedom from a murderous oppressive regime or u don’t; & if u do just support Iranians. That’s it.

[Tom Calvocoressi @Calvomatic]

@superTV247 @BBC Ed Gamble also hinted heavily at the identity of the secret traitor on last Saturday's Uncloaked by saying 'join us next time when we'll be discussing the MOTHER of all reveals'... At that moment I knew it was Fiona!

[Tom Calvocoressi @Calvomatic]

@samueljenkinson Looks like a bad 90s airline - can't we have something simple and classy (along lines of GNER branding)?

[Tom Calvocoressi @Calvomatic]

Wrote my first little Notebook for the @thetimes - about alternative drag, greasy spoons, changing Shoreditch and coffin dodging...
https://t.co/56k4j7sJrO

[Tom Calvocoressi @Calvomatic]

@cwchris_ nu-clones?

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@NoContextBrits I'll have the Victoria sponge and chips, please

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@AlexofBrown Sorry... I had to see it live😂

[Smajo Bešo OBE @SmajoBeso]

I started school in Newcastle in Year 5 without knowing a word of English. I was nine years old and had arrived as a refugee from Bosnia just a couple of months earlier. I was one of those strangers our politicians often speak about.

[Tom Calvocoressi @Calvomatic]

@RichieRealist3 @JohnSimpsonNews @rwl140172 I'm not sure the two grannies and mum with toddlers sitting opposite on the way to King's Lynn were undercover agents, but who knows?

[Tom Calvocoressi @Calvomatic]

@dumbandfunn This was underrated but great - The Other One, BBC
https://t.co/W6WN2j373I