King Gork

Rich • Ugly • Happy

[Adam Gold @AGoldFan]

The Hurricanes have played the last 7 games without Jordan Staal, the last 5 without Taylor Hall, the last four without Mark Jankowski and the first 11 without Seth Jarvis. They're 7-1-1 on the road and have scored a league best 51 goals.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I want to try @jerseymikes new hot italian sub but i have to be honest, the urgency for me to go get it just isn't there anymore. Ever since mike sold himself to private equity, the subs aren't as exciting. They're not wet and juicy like they once were. They used to be soaked. Waterpark. I used to unwrap the sub and it would just look at me and beg me to grab it with 2 hands, and I did. I used to spank my sub before I ate the whole thing, now i eat half and save some for later. It just doesn't give off the same energy anymore and I guess that's just the way life goes sometimes. That sub used to have a twinkle in it's eye. It doesn't anymore. As much as i try to justify it, it's just not the same sandwich.

[ben @hurricanescombo]

"are you ready for your hockey lessons?"

connor mcdavid gulped.
sidney crosby shuddered.
wayne gretzky blinked nervously.

"yes, mark jankowski" they said in unison

[Certified gayBob @certifiedgay69]

sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Good guy Seth Jarvis ❤️

Thanks to a generous contribution, Jarvy has teamed up with @uncchildrens hospital to support a new facility dog program that will serve pediatric patients.

Details » https://t.co/4CfK8CskQU

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Xenu was an alien dictator from 75 million years ago who transported billions of beings to Earth, placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Anyway, I think you & Travis would be great members."

[Seth Jarvis @jarvy44]

Open this app for the first time in months and this is what i’m welcomed to. Appreciate that Adam….

[Sara @SaraCivian]

YALL 🥹

[King Gork @cambearpig]

Let’s go @Canes

[King Gork @cambearpig]

Shout out to the “Jordan Fucking Staal, Bitch I’m A Hurricane” shirt

[Jordan Martinook @Martyman17]

You guys kidding me what a day

[illegally blonde @illegallybIond3]

seth jarvis is the most ecu-coded canadian to ever live

[JWBS @JustWanaBS]

“They said hockey couldn’t work in the south, LOOK AT THIS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!”

Jordan Martinook

The 🐐

[JWBS @JustWanaBS]

Crossing the street this morning and was able to catch the Vegas Golden Knights parade

[Hayes Permar @DHPIV]

Tomorrow is going to be electric.

[Super Reg @SUPERREGBAND]

I crode

[NHL @NHL]

What a special moment for Rod Brind'Amour and the @Canes ❤️ #StanleyCup