Magnolia (Parody.)

𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴, @DI_BlakeHunter. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶, @GrumpyDCI. Parody.

[ً @holyaches]

i would sacrifice pieces of my flesh but i'd still be considered selfish for wanting to keep my bones.

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

Missin’ a little somethin’… but it’s close!

[Gene Hunt |{parody}| @GrumpyDCI]

Is it good?

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

Magnolia Duvall, your favourite church-goin’ southern belle of a pastry chef with a dark side.

Fandomless OC. 70s/80s portrayal, but era flexible.

Lewd will be kept in DMs, mature/triggering topics will be tagged as such. 21+ account only.

[ً @holyaches]

i would sacrifice pieces of my flesh but i'd still be considered selfish for wanting to keep my bones.

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

I absolutely can.

How does that little diner we went to a few months sound? The one kind of tucked away, with people that are so shielded from the outside world that they didn't even recognise ya.

[Julia Montague ⟹ parody. @DrivenByScotch]

I certainly did. I would like to get out of this place and go for lunch, do you think you could sneak us out and make up some excuse on why I cannot attend this afternoons meeting?

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

You requested me, Ma'am?

[Julia Montague ⟹ parody. @DrivenByScotch]

Speaking of secretaries, where is Magnolia?

@CandiedMusings

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

— the door wouldn’t wake her up.

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

Maggie let out a soft sigh as she got comfortable on the plush bed, and it didn’t take her long to fall into a deep sleep.

She hadn’t rested in days, and the day had taken it out of her. Her body was past the point of exhaustion, and she was convinced a truck blowing through —

[Julie {parody} @EternalIyCursed]

“That’s uh. No that’s fine. Just be comfortable.” Julie wasn’t entirely sure how to handle this situation with the grieving woman in front of her, the grieving woman that had an unbelievable amount of baggage. Not that she could talk, her baggage far exceeded Maggie’s that was
—

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

— had been using. “I can just stay wrapped in this, it’s not a problem.”

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

“I, uh… honey, I don’t sleep in pyjamas.”

Maggie’s face when bright red, swallowing thickly as she was dried off by the older woman. “I didn’t even think to pack ‘em. My brain was a little scrambled, honestly…”

The blonde wrapped herself tightly in the towel that Julie —

[Julie {parody} @EternalIyCursed]

“Uh, that’s… well. I… I’m not sure why you would want that given the circumstances but sure.” Julie replied, she had not shared a bed with someone for well, thirty years. Not that she had a problem with it, considering what she had done earlier that day.

“I haven’t shared
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[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

— not to be too full on, but she was struggling. Her emotions were going haywire and it was difficult to keep her expressions unreadable.

“I… could we share the bed? I haven’t slept alone in nearly twenty years and I don’t think I can start tonight. Not after what’s happened.”

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

“I… No. I… God, never mind.”

Maggie whimpered softly, glad that she managed to stop herself before asking that ridiculous question. “That sounds fine, thank you for helping me. You really don’t have to but I appreciate it so much.”

The younger woman was trying her best —

[Julie {parody} @EternalIyCursed]

“Hey, it’s okay.” Julie replied, making quick work of the mess.

“There you can close them again now and it appears you aren’t uh… too much anymore. I actually have suitable pads in my backpack.” she gave Maggie a soft smile as she washed the rest of her body.
—

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

— letting out a pained noised. “Jesus Christ, never mind. I… I can’t.”

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

“I, uh… sorry. Habit.”

Maggie slowly spread her thighs apart, wincing as she gazed between them. “God, that’s… I’m sorry. I know you said you’re no stranger to blood and all, but that’s… a lot. I can try and to it myself.”

The younger woman gently reached for the soap, —

[Julie {parody} @EternalIyCursed]

“It’s the least I can do.” Julie replied, hands on the upper woman’s thighs now.

“Uh, so… I know you’re not feeling good and can’t stomach what’s uh going on between your thighs that are shut like a vice. So I’m willing to clean you up, it isn’t a problem.
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[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

— out a soft contented sigh. “I can’t remember the last time that someone washed me… I’ve always had to take care of myself. I, I guess what I’m tryin’ to say is that I appreciate it.”

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

“It’s not your fault. It has happened countless times, I guess I just thought this time was it. I want a child so badly… I know motherhood isn’t all glitz and glam, but I have craved it for nearly two decades.”

Maggie bit her bottom lip as the woman washed her legs, letting —

[Julie {parody} @EternalIyCursed]

“I wouldn’t say so different.” Julie replied as she knelt down in front of the other woman, starting with washing her legs with the hotel bodywash.

“At least they don’t provide cheap shit here, smells quite nice.” she looked up at the younger woman and sighed.
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[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

— because of her… now late husband.

Of course there was a reason that she didn’t fight back at all when the woman offered to whisk her away.

Not having to deal with her husband, and not having to be alone? It was a win-win situation in her book.

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

“That’s… I, that’s fine.” Maggie wasn’t expecting the woman to be so toned underneath her standard masculine clothes, and she couldn’t help but stare.

The younger woman moved into the shower slowly, sitting down on the shower seat.

“I have some scars of my own, but yours —

[Julie {parody} @EternalIyCursed]

“I, sure.” Julie nodded, taking the younger woman’s hand, leading her into the shower.

“Glad I booked one of the rooms with the walk in and a seat. Uh.” She let go of Maggie’s hand and turned the shower on, taking it out of its holder and warming the tiled seat.
—

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

— look like they were obtained a very different way than mine.” The sweet southern belle shifted uncomfortably, wishing in the moment that she could cover her thighs.

They were littered in healed scars, from both cuts and burn marks. Scars that were only littering her body —

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

— eyes cast towards the ground. “Will you help me?”

[Magnolia (Parody.) @CandiedMusings]

“Is that normally what you say when you kill a woman’s husband and then hold her hostage? ‘It is what it is’?” Magnolia sighed softly but conceded defeat and allowed the older woman to help her undress.

“I’m not going to be able to shower myself,” she admitted quietly, —

[Julie {parody} @EternalIyCursed]

“I…” Julie hesitated, brows quirking together as she watched the younger woman struggle. After another moment she figured she wouldn’t even ask, she just got up and walked back into the bathroom.

“Here let me help you.” she whispered, hands going to the buttons on the
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